Canucks News N Notes 25-26

[Chef Boi RD]

Dude has what 450 pts in 450 games?

His fitness levels haven't affected his ability to dominate before so why now? What happened last year to him?

The bully

The bully really fucked his noodle up. He'll probably have a career year now that he's free from the JTM naked aggression

He may be permanently scarred by Miller’s abuse. Chipped away at the kids swagger. Petey definitely needs his swagger back. He’s at his best when cocky.

[Todd Bersnoozi]

He may be permanently scarred by Miller’s abuse. Chipped away at the kids swagger. Petey definitely needs his swagger back. He’s at his best when cocky.

Yah, WTF happened to the EP40 alien death stare. Millzy would have been shaking in his boots and pissing in his pants.

Maybe after losing some of that hair, he lost some of that mojo as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5OHW-ah8Y

[Ronning's Ghost]

Apparently Petey has mentioned he put on 6 kilos over the summer - 13lbs. Put in the work it seems.

Lets see how it translates, but the excitement of another season is building!

It looks like Gary Roberts kind of weight, not Shane O'Brian or Kyle Wellwood 6 kilos. Or, as a just married dude, he probably added 6 kilos doing some pre-wedding workouts.

Wouldn't that be great, if he worked out like Gary Roberts - Van would be cup contenders in no time!

Glad he doesn't have the Roxy flu or love hotdogs like OB or Welly.

If he really has put on the right weight the right way, that is a favourable omen for the upcoming season.

The Canucks still need considerable luck in other areas, but it's encouraging that the first news is positive.

[Tciso]

The skinnier players who beef up in the off season will end up at their natural weight over the haul of the season. What I want to know are his V02 numbers?

He just got married. It is thru the roof. Doing 2 minute "wind sprints" with the new wife 10 to 15 times a day will do that.

[Madcombinepilot]

Anyone hear if the prospects game is televised or streamed somewhere?

[Blob Mckenzie]

Nooooooooooo

Evander Kane is a Canuck! WTF????

A shit for a teammate, do not get it. Not a fan of this. The team culture is already a disaster

[Blob Mckenzie]

OMFG....

No....

What the actual fuck are those two dumbfucks in management thinking??????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is the last player I would EVER want in a Canucks uniform.

Please fucking tell me this is a cruel joke out of Hog Town.

[Chef Boi RD]

Nooooooooooo

Evander Kane is a Canuck! WTF????

A shit for a teammate, do not get it. Not a fan of this. The team culture is already a disaster

Gold Jerry! Gold!!!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Doctor Strange-glove has always wanted Eastvander Kane on his team so we can expect some incoming positive reinforcement once the good doctor gets back from his opium bender down in chinatown

[Lancer]

OMFG....

No....

What the actual fuck are those two dumbfucks in management thinking??????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is the last player I would EVER want in a Canucks uniform.

Please fucking tell me this is a cruel joke out of Hog Town.

'Twas an emotional moment... I will admit...

I have never been a fan of the guy.

I am open to him changing my mind.

If he keeps his shit together in the room, on the ice and off it, then it's a start. After that, if he can play as good as he did in Edmonton, then I can come around.

[Chef Boi RD]

Blob the Archivist is an elephant.

[theman]

OMFG....

No....

What the actual fuck are those two dumbfucks in management thinking??????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is the last player I would EVER want in a Canucks uniform.

Please fucking tell me this is a cruel joke out of Hog Town.

'Twas an emotional moment... I will admit...

I have never been a fan of the guy.

I am open to him changing my mind.

If he keeps his shit together in the room, on the ice and off it, then it's a start. After that, if he can play as good as he did in Edmonton, then I can come around.

I think Kane will be a positive addition for this upcoming season. He is on the last year of his contract and will be motivated to perform well to get one last big contract to set himself up. That being said, I, if I were the Canucks, would under no circumstances re-sign him. Also, they would be wise to try possibly sell high at the TDL on him.

[Madcombinepilot]

OMFG....

No....

What the actual fuck are those two dumbfucks in management thinking??????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is the last player I would EVER want in a Canucks uniform.

Please fucking tell me this is a cruel joke out of Hog Town.

'Twas an emotional moment... I will admit...

I have never been a fan of the guy.

I am open to him changing my mind.

If he keeps his shit together in the room, on the ice and off it, then it's a start. After that, if he can play as good as he did in Edmonton, then I can come around.

I think Kane will be a positive addition for this upcoming season. He is on the last year of his contract and will be motivated to perform well to get one last big contract to set himself up. That being said, I, if I were the Canucks, would under no circumstances re-sign him. Also, they would be wise to try possibly sell high at the TDL on him.

Depending on how his year goes, decides what his future is. I might resign him, but not to any great term or dollar amount. If he wants to resign as the 'next Corey Perry' contract, sure. I would do a million a year for a 4th line asshole.. this team needs more of that for the playoffs.

[Cornuck]

I was also on the "don't sign this headcase" bandwagon, but have lightened up since then. I still think he'll take a lot of dumbass penalties, but could still end up a net-positive for the team. I hope/think his off-ice distraction days are behind him, and hopefully he'll want to put his best out there for the home team.

Just one more question mark in a season full of them.

[rats19]

I was also on the "don't sign this headcase" bandwagon, but have lightened up since then. I still think he'll take a lot of dumbass penalties, but could still end up a net-positive for the team. I hope/think his off-ice distraction days are behind him, and hopefully he'll want to put his best out there for the home team.

Just one more question mark in a season full of them.

Contract year might play smarter and harder…