Canucks News N Notes 25-26

[Chef Boi RD]

With how hot his wife appears to be I worry his mind will only be on one thing.

[Cousin Strawberry]

With how hot his wife appears to be I worry his mind will only be on one thing.

Maybe she sucked the nerd out of him through his zipper and he arrives with a healthy and happy set of balls dragging along behind him into training camp

[5thhorseman]

Petey returns to Vancouver a married man. Here's hoping that has a positive effect on his game.

…and doesn’t get mentally sucked back

He's married now. Definitely not getting sucked back as much.

[Tciso]

Petey returns to Vancouver a married man. Here's hoping that has a positive effect on his game.

…and doesn’t get mentally sucked back

He's married now. Definitely not getting sucked back as much.

Sad, but true.

[Cousin Strawberry]

You guys should have prioritized better whilst selecting a mate.

That's up there with cooking and having a good sense of humor.

Cousin's non negotiables

[theman]

Just did a google image search on his wife, yeah, she is going to be a problem.

[dangler]

September is here....Relevant dates

Sept 13 -16 young guns tournament Penticton
Sept 18 -21 Training camp Penticton
Sept 21 - Oct 3 - pre-season
Oct 9 - reg. season begins

[Cornuck]

September is here....Relevant dates

Sept 13 -16 young guns tournament Penticton
Sept 18 -21 Training camp Penticton
Sept 21 - Oct 3 - pre-season
Oct 9 - reg. season begins

Can't wait to see what this year's version looks like - bring it on!

[JelloPuddingPop]

Apparently Petey has mentioned he put on 6 kilos over the summer - 13lbs. Put in the work it seems.

Lets see how it translates, but the excitement of another season is building!

[Tciso]

Apparently Petey has mentioned he put on 6 kilos over the summer - 13lbs. Put in the work it seems.

Lets see how it translates, but the excitement of another season is building!

It looks like Gary Roberts kind of weight, not Shane O'Brian or Kyle Wellwood 6 kilos. Or, as a just married dude, he probably added 6 kilos doing some pre-wedding workouts.

[JelloPuddingPop]

Apparently Petey has mentioned he put on 6 kilos over the summer - 13lbs. Put in the work it seems.

Lets see how it translates, but the excitement of another season is building!

It looks like Gary Roberts kind of weight, not Shane O'Brian or Kyle Wellwood 6 kilos. Or, as a just married dude, he probably added 6 kilos doing some pre-wedding workouts.

Wouldn't that be great, if he worked out like Gary Roberts - Van would be cup contenders in no time!

Glad he doesn't have the Roxy flu or love hotdogs like OB or Welly.

[5thhorseman]

Apparently Petey has mentioned he put on 6 kilos over the summer - 13lbs. Put in the work it seems.

Lets see how it translates, but the excitement of another season is building!

Best piece of Canuck news in a long time!

Guess he didn't need the captain looking over his shoulder after all.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Maybe he'll be slowed down dragging his big old fat ass around the ice. He's been married like a month and he's already gained huge. The swedish Krutov!

[Chef Boi RD]

The skinnier players who beef up in the off season will end up at their natural weight over the haul of the season. What I want to know are his V02 numbers?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Dude has what 450 pts in 450 games?

His fitness levels haven't affected his ability to dominate before so why now? What happened last year to him?

The bully

The bully really fucked his noodle up. He'll probably have a career year now that he's free from the JTM naked aggression