The 12 Days of Canuckmas
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The 12 Days of Canuckmas
Ok - let's see if we can pull this off in order and without distractions... Just add to it, no comments.
On the first day of Canuckmas, the Canucks gave to me, a vastly overpriced beer.
On the first day of Canuckmas, the Canucks gave to me, a vastly overpriced beer.
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One the second day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
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On the third day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...
… three broken down Tank-ards
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
… three broken down Tank-ards
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
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On the forth day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...
… a team that has no rings
… three broken down Tank-ards
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
… a team that has no rings
… three broken down Tank-ards
...two Dudes and Blobs
..and a vastly overpriced beer.
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together….
And we are all together….
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On the fifth day of Christmas my Canucks gave to me
Five decades of futility
Four forth lines
Three failed finals
Two traded Captains
and a vastly over priced beer
Five decades of futility
Four forth lines
Three failed finals
Two traded Captains
and a vastly over priced beer
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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On the 6th day of Christmas the Canucks gave to me
6 players trying
5 lost decades
4 Fourth lines
3 choke jobs
2 Whales for Cuz
And a vastly overpriced beer
6 players trying
5 lost decades
4 Fourth lines
3 choke jobs
2 Whales for Cuz
And a vastly overpriced beer
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What do you expect from reprobates?
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I'm amazed we got as far as we did....
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Stopped at the Top…
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Don't stop now!
On the 7th day of Xmas the Canucks gave to me
7 seas of granlunds
6 D that are not Hughes
5 lost decades
4 Fourth lines
3 choke jobs
2 fingers that you don't know where they've been
And a vastly overpriced beer
On the 7th day of Xmas the Canucks gave to me
7 seas of granlunds
6 D that are not Hughes
5 lost decades
4 Fourth lines
3 choke jobs
2 fingers that you don't know where they've been
And a vastly overpriced beer
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Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.
Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
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No no. There’s a common thread.Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:59 pm Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.
Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
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I'm still puzzled by Rats' team that has no rings 
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On the twelfth day of Canuckmas
The Canucks gave to me
Twelve fat gash hummers
Eleven posters griping
Ten bandwagon leapers
Nine Per graphed stances
Eight Sammy makers
Seven roster trimmings
Six seven Medics
(Fifty) five losing yeearrsss
Four Cuz sized doobs
Three cracked Tank-ards
Two Dudes and Blobs
And a vastly overpriced beer....
The Canucks gave to me
Twelve fat gash hummers
Eleven posters griping
Ten bandwagon leapers
Nine Per graphed stances
Eight Sammy makers
Seven roster trimmings
Six seven Medics
(Fifty) five losing yeearrsss
Four Cuz sized doobs
Three cracked Tank-ards
Two Dudes and Blobs
And a vastly overpriced beer....
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