The 12 Days of Canuckmas

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The 12 Days of Canuckmas

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Ok - let's see if we can pull this off in order and without distractions... Just add to it, no comments.

On the first day of Canuckmas, the Canucks gave to me, a vastly overpriced beer.
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One the second day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.
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On the third day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

… three broken down Tank-ards

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.
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Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

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On the forth day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

… a team that has no rings

… three broken down Tank-ards

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.
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On the fifth day of Christmas my Canucks gave to me

Five decades of futility

Four forth lines

Three failed finals

Two traded Captains

and a vastly over priced beer
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On the 6th day of Christmas the Canucks gave to me

6 players trying

5 lost decades

4 Fourth lines

3 choke jobs

2 Whales for Cuz

And a vastly overpriced beer
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We lost the plot....

....strings broke.
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What do you expect from reprobates?
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I'm amazed we got as far as we did....
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Stopped at the Top…
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Don't stop now!

On the 7th day of Xmas the Canucks gave to me

7 seas of granlunds

6 D that are not Hughes

5 lost decades

4 Fourth lines

3 choke jobs

2 fingers that you don't know where they've been

And a vastly overpriced beer
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Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.

Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
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Carl Yagro wrote: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:59 pm Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.

Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
No no. There’s a common thread.
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I'm still puzzled by Rats' team that has no rings :?
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On the twelfth day of Canuckmas

The Canucks gave to me

Twelve fat gash hummers

Eleven posters griping

Ten bandwagon leapers

Nine Per graphed stances

Eight Sammy makers

Seven roster trimmings

Six seven Medics

(Fifty) five losing yeearrsss

Four Cuz sized doobs

Three cracked Tank-ards

Two Dudes and Blobs

And a vastly overpriced beer....
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