We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

[Cousin Strawberry]

I think this latest edition of the dude blob and doc flame wars are the least funny of all.

Might I suggest a course correction? Something a little funnier perhaps? This has some seriousness to it that sucks

You think "greasy sheep-fucker" was mean?

Hmmm, I'll meditate on it....

If you spit roast the sheep over an open flame it's far less greasy

[Topper]

Its not the sheep that is greasy

[Chef Boi RD]

Remember, Doc is a Protestant. God Save The Queen!! Protties (Orange) are known inbreeders (the royal family/William the Orange) and paedophiles (Prince Andrew). The Royal Family don’t recognize the Vatican and the Pope, hates Catholics, it’s why Doc The Orange hates Catholics, Chef the atheist was baptized catholic way back. But Chef never stepped foot in church outside the odd wedding or funeral, in fact none of my baptized catholic family did, it was just a bullshit tradition, regardless Prince Doc has a framed photo of Prince Charles beside his bed. It’s a fact. American evangelical Christianity is based on Protestant Christianity, he despises the Catholics just like buckingam palace does

[Chef Boi RD]

I think this latest edition of the dude blob and doc flame wars are the least funny of all.

Might I suggest a course correction? Something a little funnier perhaps? This has some seriousness to it that sucks

Yeah you can blame Canadians Doc and Toppers enduring love for American Donald Trump, there constant hammering of these boards with their undying love for him and the MAGA movement. Enoughs enough, let’s get back to some normalcy around here. Let’s be Canada!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Have you ever considered they're hammering away for reactions more than actually waving the stars and stripes?

[Strangelove]

Its not the sheep that is greasy

... and it's not the you-know-wot that gets fed.

Speaking of feeding [Mod Edit] though...

How is your daughter's mustache coming along there Sheep Boink RD?

And to think that after that "Post of the Day"

... Corn actually had his hopes up that Sheepy would finally stop talking Merican politics!

[Chef Boi RD]

... how's your daughter's mustache coming along there Sheep Boink RD?

And this is what Doc does, as Blob described recently, he goes after your family when all else fails for him, if someone in your family dies, he rubs it in or he picks your daughters. Such class

What a good Christian, eh boys?

[Strangelove]

Well hey man, you did attack my "Royal Family".

What's the deal with trolls making up shit whilst anti-troll mods deal in truth?

[Strangelove]

What a good Christian, eh boys?

Well I would vote for "My orange hero" if I could. So there's that.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Well hey man, you did attack my "Royal Family".

What's the deal with trolls making up shit whilst anti-troll mods deal in truth?

If you'd own what you did we could all move on. The Dude and I aren't liars.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I think this latest edition of the dude blob and doc flame wars are the least funny of all.

Might I suggest a course correction? Something a little funnier perhaps? This has some seriousness to it that sucks

It'll get worse before it gets better.

I agree there's some grease here. It used to be more fun. It used to be. But hey I've fucked up and made some mistakes. I haven't said anything malicious to my knowledge. One guy can never own that he's ever done anything wrong and it's too bad because he's a funny fuck but at the end of the day if his sole mission is to just run the place with an iron fist it might be time to push on.

[Blob Mckenzie]

How is your daughter's mustache coming along there Sheep Boink RD?

Really? .......like Really? ..........


Such class.

[Blob Mckenzie]

And by morning it will be deleted like he never said it. See no evil hear no evil.

[Meds]

Well hey man, you did attack my "Royal Family".

What's the deal with trolls making up shit whilst anti-troll mods deal in truth?

If you'd own what you did we could all move on. The Dude and I aren't liars.

Well.....I think that's up for debate.

[Strangelove]

I haven't said anything malicious to my knowledge.

Of course not, you're a perfect angel!

Bring on the clowns, oh wait...

One guy can never own that he's ever done anything wrong

Scroll up, aren't YOU that "one guy"?

And what's with you spreading "malicious" lies nonstop... what's the dealio?

Not sure what you're trying to do here, but you need help Blobby...

Again, I have no idea what you're talking about.

However, I do remember sending you countless private messages in times of trouble

... consoling you, encouraging you.

What is it exactly you are accusing Topper and I of saying?

You've never said.

And bro, didn't Topper, out of compassion, pay a large contribution to the site on your behalf?

What the hell is wrong with you?

At first I thought this was a joke, but the punchline never came.

Now I think you're just sick and need to call your sponsor...

and it's too bad because he's a funny fuck but at the end of the day if his sole mission is to just run the place with an iron fist it might be time to push on.

If this place was "run with an iron fist" you would've been banned many years ago my friend.

Just like how you've been banned all those other times from all those other sites.

And. You. Know. It.

Stop with the games and get your shit together.