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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:05 pm
by 5thhorseman
If everyone in your area thinks like you then nobody will get vaccinated, so as soon as someone in town gets covid you'll have an outbreak. All those vaccinated city folk aren't helping you get herd immunity.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:05 pm
If everyone in your area thinks like you then nobody will get vaccinated, so as soon as someone in town gets covid you'll have an outbreak. All those vaccinated city folk aren't helping you get herd immunity.
Oh definitely it will happen like that. If were lucky it'll happen at a town closer to a city first and then they might wake up in time.
My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:58 am
by 5thhorseman
This would be funny if it weren't so tragic. I wonder how many patients are in denial because Trump told them it's no worse than the flu.
https://news.yahoo.com/south-dakota-er- ... 00579.html
South Dakota ER nurse recalls how dying coronavirus patients spend last minutes insisting virus isn't real
After a Twitter thread of her experiences started circulating, Doering appeared on CNN's New Day on Monday to describe how South Dakota hospitals are overwhelmed with coronavirus patients — and yet some of them don't believe the virus they have is real. While many patients are "grateful for the care they receive" from nurses, some COVID-19 patients spend their last moments refusing to call family and friends because they're convinced they're going to be fine, Doering said. "Their last dying words are, 'This can't be happening. It's not real,'" Doering recalled. In some cases, patients even insist they have the flu or lung cancer to avoid acknowledging the coronavirus.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm
For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life.
Well of course
you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:34 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm
For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life.
Well of course
you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier.
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:47 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:34 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm
For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life.
Well of course
you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier.
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
He would make a good Premier though.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:21 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:47 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:34 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm
For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life.
Well of course
you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier.
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
He would make a good Premier though.
Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:57 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:21 pm
Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
Fucking Fonyo! "I'm the new Terry Fox!"

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:54 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:57 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:21 pm
Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
Fucking Fonyo! "I'm the new Terry Fox!"
Steven Fonyo - the great value Terry Fox
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:52 am
by Topper
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:03 pm
by Strangelove
What are you... some kind of asshole?
*
buzzes nurse for sponge bath*
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:45 pm
by 5thhorseman
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm
My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:58 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:45 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm
My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:57 pm
by 5thhorseman
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:58 pm
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:45 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm
My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly
Oh shit yeah, I keep confusing your location with Toppers

though Alberta may not be far behind us.