We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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If everyone in your area thinks like you then nobody will get vaccinated, so as soon as someone in town gets covid you'll have an outbreak. All those vaccinated city folk aren't helping you get herd immunity.
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5thhorseman wrote: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:05 pm If everyone in your area thinks like you then nobody will get vaccinated, so as soon as someone in town gets covid you'll have an outbreak. All those vaccinated city folk aren't helping you get herd immunity.
Oh definitely it will happen like that. If were lucky it'll happen at a town closer to a city first and then they might wake up in time.

My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
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This would be funny if it weren't so tragic. I wonder how many patients are in denial because Trump told them it's no worse than the flu.

https://news.yahoo.com/south-dakota-er- ... 00579.html

South Dakota ER nurse recalls how dying coronavirus patients spend last minutes insisting virus isn't real

After a Twitter thread of her experiences started circulating, Doering appeared on CNN's New Day on Monday to describe how South Dakota hospitals are overwhelmed with coronavirus patients — and yet some of them don't believe the virus they have is real. While many patients are "grateful for the care they receive" from nurses, some COVID-19 patients spend their last moments refusing to call family and friends because they're convinced they're going to be fine, Doering said. "Their last dying words are, 'This can't be happening. It's not real,'" Doering recalled. In some cases, patients even insist they have the flu or lung cancer to avoid acknowledging the coronavirus.
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For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life. :lol:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life. :lol:
Well of course you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier. :mrgreen:
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life. :lol:
Well of course you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier. :mrgreen:
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:34 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life. :lol:
Well of course you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier. :mrgreen:
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
He would make a good Premier though. :mrgreen:
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:47 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:34 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:06 pm For you long timers ... I’m curious if CFP was among those busted in Saanich playing poker. That knob was always looking for friends to play cards with. Pretty sure Runny, or Ohdee or Creeper ripped him a new asshole and told him to get a life. :lol:
Well of course you wouldn't like a guy named Cooke For Premier. :mrgreen:
I didn’t like either of his handles. But yeah I sure as hell hated Matt Cooke. He was a gutless prick
He would make a good Premier though. :mrgreen:
Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:21 pm Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
Fucking Fonyo! "I'm the new Terry Fox!" :lol:
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:57 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:21 pm Who wouldn’t be compared to John Horgan? You could put Steve Fonyo in the chair and it would be an improvement over that fat pompous fuck Horgan. His voice alone is a problem.
Fucking Fonyo! "I'm the new Terry Fox!" :lol:
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Doc, I hope you and the wife are well.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british- ... -1.5806442
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:52 am Doc, I hope you and the wife are well.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british- ... -1.5806442
What are you... some kind of asshole? :D

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
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5thhorseman wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:45 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:58 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:45 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:25 pm My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by
I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.
Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly
Oh shit yeah, I keep confusing your location with Toppers :mad: though Alberta may not be far behind us.
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