L-GDT: Canucks @ Sabres Tue Jan 6 4 pm PST SN Pac

[theman]

Come on Canucks, don’t blow this.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Jack Gordon is looking down on this, and he's relating to what he sees.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Fuck me I went out chasing a goddamn porcupine for the 3rd until i come in and see an empty netter to make it 5-3. How the fuck did that happen??

[Megaterio Llamas]

Sherwood really only has 5 assists so far this season? Thought he had more.

He's a shooter theman

[Meds]

They made both us and the Saber’s fans sweat.

Worth noting the in-season milestones for Petey…..

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

Also, that goal gives him 26 points on the year and edges him one ahead in the Overpaid On the Canucks Payroll points race with fellow Swedish Olympian Oliver Ekman-Larssen.

[Cousin Strawberry]

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

EMT math must be different

[Meds]

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

EMT math must be different

We tend to round down for most drip rates.

Sorta like when certain redneck bowl packers describe a Right Whale as being “a little portly”.

[Cousin Strawberry]

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

EMT math must be different

We tend to round down for most drip rates.

We can still complain though. Dude is a floatie in the canuck toilet

[Megaterio Llamas]

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

EMT math must be different

We tend to round down for most drip rates.

Sorta like when certain redneck bowl packers describe a Right Whale as being “a little portly”.

I guess a Right Whale will do when he can't find a Humpback

[Megaterio Llamas]

Footer has managed to conjure that Kelowna bench magic after all...

[donlever]

Sherwood really only has 5 assists so far this season? Thought he had more.

He's a shooter theman

Cy Young.

[Meds]

With his 11th goal of the season nobody can complain that he gets more than $1M per goal.

EMT math must be different

We tend to round down for most drip rates.

Sorta like when certain redneck bowl packers describe a Right Whale as being “a little portly”.

I guess a Right Whale will do when he can't find a Humpback

Humpbacks are third biggest. No way Cuz touches that. Even he has standards.

[dangler]

Fuck me I went out chasing a goddamn porcupine for the 3rd until i come in and see an empty netter to make it 5-3. How the fuck did that happen??

Chasing a porcupine??!! Is that some new hip cuz-speak?

[Meds]

Fuck me I went out chasing a goddamn porcupine for the 3rd until i come in and see an empty netter to make it 5-3. How the fuck did that happen??

Chasing a porcupine??!! Is that some new hip cuz-speak?

Knowing cuz it's some weird way of telling us that she had a bush.

[Cornuck]

Damned autocorrect! He meant to type 'porker'