The Mud Pit

[Blob Mckenzie]

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Looks like a good candidate for The Mud Pit.

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[Ronning's Ghost]

This post reminded me of one of my favourite jokes, but I thought jokes blonged in the Bar & Grill, and this looked like the best thread for jokes:

Italians. They're not very organised, but they make great food.
I love to go there on holidays, but I would hate to live there.

They say that in heaven

The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
And it's all run by the Swiss

But in Hell

The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
... and it's all run by the Italians



No mention of Swedes...

[Meds]

Because Swedes are agnostic and believe in neither.

[Per]

This post reminded me of one of my favourite jokes, but I thought jokes blonged in the Bar & Grill, and this looked like the best thread for jokes:

Italians. They're not very organised, but they make great food.
I love to go there on holidays, but I would hate to live there.

They say that in heaven

The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
And it's all run by the Swiss

But in Hell

The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
... and it's all run by the Italians



No mention of Swedes...

I’ve seen alternative versions.
When Swedes are included we usually replace the Swiss in running the whole thing, but since we are not that repulsive as lovers, for Hell you have to do a switcharoo with the English, so that they are the lovers and we cook.

But I think the version you found is the more common one.

[Tciso]

In Heaven,

The Scots are the police.
The Scots are the cooks.
The Scots are the engineers.
The Scots are the lovers

And the rest of you wankers can piss off.

[donlever]

If it's not Scottish....