Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

[Blob Mckenzie]

The Rangers have signed tough defenseman Ryan Lindgren to a one year contract worth $4.5.

I do believe that walks him to UFA status next summer. There should be a lot of interest in his services if the Rangers don't sign him first.

https://puckpedia.com/player/ryan-lindgren

He isn't a tough defenseman.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Brock Faber 8 x $8.5


https://puckpedia.com/player/brock-faber

Who did Rob Blake trade Faber for again? Kevin Fiala? Wonder if he’d like a do-over on that one? Not sure about Blake as a GM. Coulda done a whole lot better with the Toffoli asset. The acquisition of Dubios was downright awful and giving up on Faber? Drafting Turcotte instead of Seider? How does Blake still have a job there? He better hope Kopitar and Doughty don’t retire soon.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing Chef. It was Faber and a 2022 first for Fiala. Throw in the Dubois trade and some questionable drafting in the first round and you have to think Blake has a very strong bond with the ownership there. Most people would be fired with a track record like that.

Faber AND a 1st? Holy Shitstorm Batman?!?!

Where’s Blobbee? He needs to chime in here.

I am here Chefmert107.

[Chef Boi RD]

Blobbee, is Blake seriously receiving heat from LA Kings fans on HF?

[Megaterio Llamas]

The Rangers have signed tough defenseman Ryan Lindgren to a one year contract worth $4.5.

I do believe that walks him to UFA status next summer. There should be a lot of interest in his services if the Rangers don't sign him first.

https://puckpedia.com/player/ryan-lindgren

He isn't a tough defenseman.

I meant tough in the Chris Tanev sense Blob, not in the Dave Richter sense.

Of course you may disagree.

[donlever]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

[Megaterio Llamas]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

[Tciso]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

Outside of 10 minutes ago, I knew nothing about this guy. But ESPN called him hard nosed. So, Megs, you are not alone on that assessment.

But with 1692 hours left to go, this could be an epic tilt. The click bait memes and titles could be Epic.

"Megs Destroys Blobbie"

"Blob Mckenzie Cancels Megs!!!"

"Make sure you are alone before watching Megs get denuded"

"Shocking admission by the man called Blob will leave you in tears"

"Megs-kenzie love child first photos revealed. You won't believe your eyes "

[Chef Boi RD]

I've noticed alotta Kings fans at HF despise the very core of Rob Blake.

Blobby is a staunch defender of Mr Robert Blake...I think he like the big ol' ghetto booty hip checks he used to lay out. I bet he's shaped like the Rootbear

Blobbee certainly loves old school rock em sock em. It’s why he keeps giving Blake and Shanahan mulligans as executives when it’s been proven they are both absolutely terrible at their jobs.

[Cousin Strawberry]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

Outside of 10 minutes ago, I knew nothing about this guy. But ESPN called him hard nosed. So, Megs, you are not alone on that assessment.

But with 1692 hours left to go, this could be an epic tilt. The click bait memes and titles could be Epic.

"Megs Destroys Blobbie"

"Blob Mckenzie Cancels Megs!!!"

"Make sure you are alone before watching Megs get denuded"

"Shocking admission by the man called Blob will leave you in tears"

"Megs-kenzie love child first photos revealed. You won't believe your eyes "

Megs-kenzie!

[Megaterio Llamas]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

Outside of 10 minutes ago, I knew nothing about this guy. But ESPN called him hard nosed. So, Megs, you are not alone on that assessment.

But with 1692 hours left to go, this could be an epic tilt. The click bait memes and titles could be Epic.

"Megs Destroys Blobbie"

"Blob Mckenzie Cancels Megs!!!"

"Make sure you are alone before watching Megs get denuded"

"Shocking admission by the man called Blob will leave you in tears"

"Megs-kenzie love child first photos revealed. You won't believe your eyes "

yeah, I admittedly poached what little I know about Lindgren from the Rangers broadcasts and they at least consider him blood and guts.

And anytime I watch him play he always seems to be getting hobbled by something or other and staying in the game.

So there's that too.

[Strangelove]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

Outside of 10 minutes ago, I knew nothing about this guy. But ESPN called him hard nosed. So, Megs, you are not alone on that assessment.

But with 1692 hours left to go, this could be an epic tilt. The click bait memes and titles could be Epic.

"Megs Destroys Blobbie"

"Blob Mckenzie Cancels Megs!!!"

"Make sure you are alone before watching Megs get denuded"

"Shocking admission by the man called Blob will leave you in tears"

"Megs-kenzie love child first photos revealed. You won't believe your eyes "

Tciso really should be working for the National Enquirer.

[Blob Mckenzie]

The Rangers have signed tough defenseman Ryan Lindgren to a one year contract worth $4.5.

I do believe that walks him to UFA status next summer. There should be a lot of interest in his services if the Rangers don't sign him first.

https://puckpedia.com/player/ryan-lindgren

He isn't a tough defenseman.

I meant tough in the Chris Tanev sense Blob, not in the Dave Richter sense.

Of course you may disagree.

I agree. He's a solid hard nosed player..Albeit, a bit undersized.

[Megaterio Llamas]

The Habs have signed defenseman Kaiden Guhle. 6 x $5.550.


https://puckpedia.com/player/kaiden-guhle

[donlever]

These kids are blessed these days.

[Tciso]

...so gritty is what you were attempting to convey.

I'm no Ryan Lindgren expert Don. I was barely able to muster those three sentences about him, and it seems like more effort than it was worth at that.

Outside of 10 minutes ago, I knew nothing about this guy. But ESPN called him hard nosed. So, Megs, you are not alone on that assessment.

But with 1692 hours left to go, this could be an epic tilt. The click bait memes and titles could be Epic.

"Megs Destroys Blobbie"

"Blob Mckenzie Cancels Megs!!!"

"Make sure you are alone before watching Megs get denuded"

"Shocking admission by the man called Blob will leave you in tears"

"Megs-kenzie love child first photos revealed. You won't believe your eyes "

Tciso really should be working for the National Enquirer.

Nah. They print way too much truth. My drivel is best reserved for the tabloids, such as the CBC.