We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

[Topper]

My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by

I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.

Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly

Oh shit yeah, I keep confusing your location with Toppers though Alberta may not be far behind us.

Our town is a fucking lefty commune.

[5thhorseman]

My wife and I wearing masks are like the weirdo conspiracy theorists in this inverted universe....plus they all talk about how they smell funny smoke coming from my property when they drive by

I'm guessing the inhabitants of Wiz's nowhere town will be grabbing their guns and marching on the legislature after Dr. Henry's update today.

Highly unlikely....unless its Dr Deena Hinshaw giving the address....not to mention i dont live in a town. I'm a hillbilly

Oh shit yeah, I keep confusing your location with Toppers though Alberta may not be far behind us.

Our town is a fucking lefty commune.

You must have people chatting you up as if you are one of them all the time lol.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Very sad news indeed.

Get well Chief Thunderstick!

Former NHLer Fred Sasakamoose battling COVID-19

https://battlefordsnow.com/2020/11/20/f ... -covid-19/


Multiple reports on social media indicate Fred Sasakamoose, the first Canadian Indigenous-born athlete to play in the National Hockey League has been admitted to hospital due to COVID-19.

A post from the Fred Sasakamoose “Chief Thunderstick” National Hockey Championship Facebook page said the 86-year-old has had symptoms for a couple days, was admitted to hospital and had a positive test confirmed.

“We are asking people, the hockey community and fans to think about Fred at this time. Chief Thunderstick needs your prayers at this moment for a full recovery,” the post read.

Fred Sasakamoose "Chief Thunderstick" National Hockey Championship

https://www.facebook.com/SasakamooseInv ... 6379683067

Dr. Fred Sasakamoose has tested positive for Covid-19 and is being admitted to a Health Facility for treatment.
"The 86 year old has had symptoms for a couple days, was admitted today at a local Hospital and confirmed that his test was positive"
We are asking people, the hockey community and fans to think about Fred at this time. Chief Thunderstick needs your prayers at this moment for a full recovery!
From the Family!

[Strangelove]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton ... -1.5814089

Alberta bans indoor social gatherings as province declares 2nd state of public health emergency

'If you're holding indoor social events, they're now illegal,' premier says

"For the first time in the history of our province, we've just told people that they're not allowed to have anybody over to their homes," he said. "And they're going to be fined if they do.

"If you're holding indoor social events, they're now illegal. That's pretty astonishing. And those rules will be enforced to our greatest ability."

No indoor social gatherings allowed in any setting, including private homes, public spaces or workplaces. Indoor close contacts must be limited to people in the same household. However, people who live alone can have up to the same two non-household contacts for the duration of the restriction.

Outdoor gatherings limited to 10 people. Kenney said this will be enforced with fines of $1,000.

Schools — Beginning Nov. 30, all students in Grades 7-12 will immediately transition to online learning until they begin their winter break. In-person learning for all students will be delayed a week until Jan. 11.

Weddings and funerals — Maximum of 10 people for wedding ceremonies or funeral services.

Places of worship — Faith-based groups can operate with mandatory reduced capacity, of one-third of the building's occupancy. Mask use is mandatory. This is only in effect in regions with enhanced status on the province's COVID-19 map.

Working from home — All businesses are encouraged to have employees work from home as much as possible. Kenney said that would include provincial government employees.

Businesses that must close include banquet halls, conference centres, trade shows, auditoriums and concert venues, community centres, children's play places and indoor playgrounds. Sports are also included in this category.

Food and beverage — Restaurants, bars, pubs and lounges will be open. Tables can seat a maximum of six people from the same household, while people who live alone can meet with up to two non-household contacts who are part of their cohort. Last call will continue to be at 10 p.m. and licensed food-serving establishments must close at 11.

How long until everyone's under house arrest!

[Cousin Strawberry]

I went and grabbed electrical shit today at my suppliers and nobody is wearing masks here still. Fuckin retards.

Albortions are fucked

[Mickey107]

I don't hate what Alberta is trying to do. At least 3 or 4 times a week in my area in Richmond, I see gatherings in rental suites of up to 12-15
avid youngish 18-25 yr. old partiers hooting and hollering from 11pm to 3 or 4am. No fucking masks, hugging, kissing, drinking, toking and never any Mounties even driving around. Nothin racial at all. East Indians, Chinese, Whites, doesn't matter, just party-on....
Hey, I did that when I was that age too but I'm pretty sure I would have been scared of what's going on these days.

[2Fingers]

I don't hate what Alberta is trying to do. At least 3 or 4 times a week in my area in Richmond, I see gatherings in rental suites of up to 12-15
avid youngish 18-25 yr. old partiers hooting and hollering from 11pm to 3 or 4am. No fucking masks, hugging, kissing, drinking, toking and never any Mounties even driving around. Nothin racial at all. East Indians, Chinese, Whites, doesn't matter, just party-on....
Hey, I did that when I was that age too but I'm pretty sure I would have been scared of what's going on these days.

Sorry Mick - I call BS on this, first even during normal times cops would be called on any party with hooting and hollering at 3 AM. Second now neighbors are calling on neighbors when they have large gatherings.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I don't hate what Alberta is trying to do. At least 3 or 4 times a week in my area in Richmond, I see gatherings in rental suites of up to 12-15
avid youngish 18-25 yr. old partiers hooting and hollering from 11pm to 3 or 4am. No fucking masks, hugging, kissing, drinking, toking and never any Mounties even driving around. Nothin racial at all. East Indians, Chinese, Whites, doesn't matter, just party-on....
Hey, I did that when I was that age too but I'm pretty sure I would have been scared of what's going on these days.

Sorry Mick - I call BS on this, first even during normal times cops would be called on any party with hooting and hollering at 3 AM. Second now neighbors are calling on neighbors when they have large gatherings.

I agree. I think Doctor Gohmert is full of shit

[Mickey107]

I don't hate what Alberta is trying to do. At least 3 or 4 times a week in my area in Richmond, I see gatherings in rental suites of up to 12-15
avid youngish 18-25 yr. old partiers hooting and hollering from 11pm to 3 or 4am. No fucking masks, hugging, kissing, drinking, toking and never any Mounties even driving around. Nothin racial at all. East Indians, Chinese, Whites, doesn't matter, just party-on....
Hey, I did that when I was that age too but I'm pretty sure I would have been scared of what's going on these days.

Sorry Mick - I call BS on this, first even during normal times cops would be called on any party with hooting and hollering at 3 AM. Second now neighbors are calling on neighbors when they have large gatherings.

LOL, nobody calls and even if they did, cops might drive by an hour later. Not talking about Point Grey Road or even Kerrisdale here. More like
the suburban area around the Abbotsford Mall. Where do you see all this enforcement? Actually, they just made a rule about house parties a few days ago.

[BCExpat]

I think it's going to be difficult to enforce the new rules here in Alberta regarding no indoor gatherings in residences, what so ever. They put the restrictions in until Dec. 16, just before Christmas. So, they have the option of removing some of the restrictions before Christmas. 83% of the Covid cases here are in either Edmonton or Calgary. There are very few cases around where I live, but we still wear masks whenever we leave our property. I wish Kenny had put in a province wide mandatory mask law. We see too many morons in the stores in the nearest town to us, who are fat fucks, no masks, picking up stuff off the shelves and looking closely at it (basically breathing on it) and then putting the stuff back on the shelf. In the words of George Carlin, "these people need to be beaten with a piece of mining equipment".

[Meds]

I think it's going to be difficult to enforce the new rules here in Alberta regarding no indoor gatherings in residences, what so ever. They put the restrictions in until Dec. 16, just before Christmas. So, they have the option of removing some of the restrictions before Christmas. 83% of the Covid cases here are in either Edmonton or Calgary. There are very few cases around where I live, but we still wear masks whenever we leave our property. I wish Kenny had put in a province wide mandatory mask law. We see too many morons in the stores in the nearest town to us, who are fat fucks, no masks, picking up stuff off the shelves and looking closely at it (basically breathing on it) and then putting the stuff back on the shelf. In the words of George Carlin, "these people need to be beaten with a piece of mining equipment".

You mean like this one?

[Strangelove]

Nothin racial at all. East Indians, Chinese, Whites, doesn't matter, just party-on....

[Blob Mckenzie]

LOL, nobody calls and even if they did, cops might drive by an hour later. Not talking about Point Grey Road or even Kerrisdale here. More like
the suburban area around the Abbotsford Mall. Where do you see all this enforcement? Actually, they just made a rule about house parties a few days ago.

So which is it? Richmond or Abbotsford?

[5thhorseman]

Mickey doesn't call the cops, then complains when they don't show up lol.

[rats19]

Feet on desk
Finger through donut hole
Phone in hand....

No ahh no this is 9...1....2