Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

[Blob Mckenzie]

I’d rather have OEL than John Tavares

Tavares has 5 years left, OEL has 7. Tavares is a ppg guy. Thing is, you are such a massive troll, if this doesn’t work out, you’ll say you never wanted him anyways. If he signs, we will have to listen that it was a wicked signing for the next seven years. You are up and down like a whore’s pants with Elmer’s dink in your mouth . Make a fucking stand on those razor thin chicken strings.

[Chef Boi RD]

Tavares is a year older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with the leaves when he was 28. Tavares cap hit is $2.75 million more than OEL’s cap hit. Tavares is a failed playoff performer. I’m sorry but I will take the stud D-man for $2.75 million less cap hit

[Blob Mckenzie]

Tavares is a year older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with the Leaves when he was 28. Tavares cap hit is $2.75 million more than OEL’s cap hit. Tavares is a failed playoff performer. I’m sorry but I will take the stud D-man for $2.75 million less cap hit

He’s a few months older and they were taken in the same draft. Tavares has two years fewer on his contract. Tavares cost the Leaves nothing but money. Seriously do you believe the nonsense you spew?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Tavares crys himself to sleep into his laughs pillow every night. Tavares loves Tavares.

Tavares sucks

[Chef Boi RD]

Tavares is a year older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with the Leaves when he was 28. Tavares cap hit is $2.75 million more than OEL’s cap hit. Tavares is a failed playoff performer. I’m sorry but I will take the stud D-man for $2.75 million less cap hit

He’s a few months older and they were taken in the same draft. Tavares has two years fewer on his contract. Tavares cost the Leaves nothing but money. Seriously do you believe the nonsense you spew?

Tavares is 10 months older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with Toronto when he was 28. OEL is 29 and 7 years left on his contract at a cap almost $3 million less than Tavares

So you’d rather have 30 year old Tavares (born September 1990) at $11 million per over 29 year old OEL (born July 1991) at $8.25 million per?

[Chef Boi RD]

Tavares crys himself to sleep into his laughs pillow every night. Tavares loves Tavares.

Tavares sucks

He’s extremely overrated. OEL is exactly what the canucks are missing.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Tavares crys himself to sleep into his laughs pillow every night. Tavares loves Tavares.

Tavares sucks

He’s extremely overrated. OEL is exactly what the canucks are missing.

There are maybe 5 or 6 dmen league wide that are potentially available for acquisition right now that possess this level of skill and talent. This one wants to don the stinky whale.

Sounds like a pretty good situation to me

[Blob Mckenzie]

Tavares is a year older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with the Leaves when he was 28. Tavares cap hit is $2.75 million more than OEL’s cap hit. Tavares is a failed playoff performer. I’m sorry but I will take the stud D-man for $2.75 million less cap hit

He’s a few months older and they were taken in the same draft. Tavares has two years fewer on his contract. Tavares cost the Leaves nothing but money. Seriously do you believe the nonsense you spew?

Tavares is 10 months older than OEL and signed a 7 year contract with Toronto when he was 28. OEL is 29 and 7 years left on his contract at a cap almost $3 million less than Tavares

So you’d rather have 30 year old Tavares (born September 1990) at $11 million per over 29 year old OEL (born July 1991) at $8.25 million per?

Five years left vs seven years Mr Dumb Dumb. One guy is still producing, while one is not. Do you need someone to tie your bib?

[Strangelove]

One guy is still producing, while one is not.

So now he's washed up?

What are you drinking tonight Hargraves?

[Blob Mckenzie]

One guy is still producing, while one is not.

So now he's washed up?

What are you drinking tonight Hargraves?

I now said he was washed up? Seriously do you ever get tired of making shit up?

[Chef Boi RD]

Tavares crys himself to sleep into his laughs pillow every night. Tavares loves Tavares.

Tavares sucks

He’s extremely overrated. OEL is exactly what the canucks are missing.

There are maybe 5 or 6 dmen league wide that are potentially available for acquisition right now that possess this level of skill and talent. This one wants to don the stinky whale.

Sounds like a pretty good situation to me

Everyone witnessed with their own eyes against the Knights in the playoffs that our defence requires the most work. OEL would put this team over that hump and into the conversation of “cup contender! OEL is a no brainer. He’s the answer. Miller sewed up the forward portion of the lineup. OEL will be the Miller of defence

No brainer

Again I’m not even thinking twice on who I’d rather have between OEL and Tavares and I believe BW, you and I are on the same page. I cannot say the same for our good friend Blobbee McDoylez

[SKYO]

Some people can’t handle a rebuild.. especially the last year of it. They push their chips all in a year or 2 early for a couple shots at the playoffs, instead of patiently building a 8-10 year contender.

As much as I want a cup, I would rather contend for 8-10 years like Boston, Chicago, Tampa, Pittsburg, etc.. rather than peak for a year or 2 and settle in to another 5 year rebuild.

Pens and Chicago - the 3x champs in the modern cap era, won their first championship while their franchise stars were on their ELC's.

2009 ELC: Malkin, Letang. Crosby 1st year on 2nd contract.

2010 ELC: Kane, Toews.

[Strangelove]

One guy is still producing, while one is not.

So now he's washed up?

What are you drinking tonight Hargraves?

I now said he was washed up? Seriously do you ever get tired of making shit up?

Okay, Mr. Hargraves, tell us what you meant by the guy is "not producing".

Soon Hargraves will be saying OEL is worse than Hitler lol...

[Blob Mckenzie]

Lol Dude obviously picked up a flap at the Bear. This shit is hilarious. SKYO comparing a cap structure to selling dream catchers at the reserve and Doc doing a doc ... Hargraves is out.

[Strangelove]

Hargraves is out.

Out cold.