LOL

[Blob Mckenzie]

I can do this all day. More spectacular stuff from the amazing MS:

“My tl:dr of this whole thing is that people are so deeply entrenched in defending Benning that they will invent elaborate conspiracy theories and unsubstantiated narratives to try and explain away the obvious rather than just looking at the evidence and assuming the most obvious conclusion is probably correct.”

Hmmmm...., Bare with me while I jam my 9 inch hog down MS’s gullet.......
What about the folks are so entrenched in bashing Benning that they will invent elaborate conspiracy theories and unsubstantiated narratives to try and explain away the obvious rather than just looking at the evidence and assuming the most obvious conclusion is probably correct.

[Strangelove]

I ventured into that other site after one of Jimmy's contract extensions to say I was glad about dat dere and

... well here, here's the actual video:

[Chef Boi RD]

What are the views of MS on Hammerscrotum?

[Chef Boi RD]

Here’s the Tell. More from Bleach Clean:

“Crazy. Beyond crazy. I know it was too shocking to believe, initially, but here we are.

Before this information came out, I too was uninterested in the "who drafted who" argument. Check my post history. I have always maintained that Benning owns all picks. There wasn't enough information to say otherwise. Now? The distinction has been made, so ascribing those picks to Benning is untenable.

This doesn't mean as much for what has happened, it's done, it's over, but it means a lot for projecting what is about to happen. Benning is now the franchise's lead scout... With everything that entails.“

[Chef Boi RD]

More top shelf from Bleached Sphincter (here’s the tell):

“Is it a good thing Linden is out of the organization? Yes, in absolute terms. And no, in relative terms. It's not good if Benning is still there left unchecked.

What has Benning's experience meant? What is the net benefit to what he knows? Linden decided against his knowledge for this team's most important pick. Linden was against his supplemental signings of Gagner, Roussel, Beagle etc... What have we heard about in terms of Benning making a good decision only to have it be railroaded by Linden? Anything?

You know, the recent chain of command comment by Benning had me laughing. If there is a message that is logical, and it requires the strength of a united management team to deliver it to a meddlesome owner, having your direct lieutenant subvert you is the height of breaking that chain of command. Benning is a complete hypocrite for saying this.

You're right though, the process is now streamlined regardless. It just cost them their head scout to keep it streamlined. I'm sure Benning's ego didn't factor in here at all...“

[Chef Boi RD]

Has Anal Bleach seen the Hammerscrotum?

[Chef Boi RD]

In case some are wondering. What is Anal Bleaching?

Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office or salon by a cosmetic technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied at home

Bleach Clean

[Chef Boi RD]

That’s right! More Anal Bleaching!!

“How did Benning defy what people thought he was capable of? The reactions to his work have been spot on. This team should be better than it is right now, and his actual impact is now known to be minimal. He didn't draft the best players, Brackett did. When taking that into account, Benning has actually held things back by being so poor at everything else.

Further, if Aquilini can watch Gillis operate for 6 years and not understand what is good management, or the impact of poor scouting upon good management, then he can't be trusted as a rational evaluator of competence. He doesn't need to be dumb, a trust fund baby, a meddler or whatever else for us to understand this. Aquilini is not the barometer to go by, period.

Sting, there's no reason for you to be frightened of Aquilini-Benning-Weisbrod. If you think the criticisms levied against this regime and ownership have been unjustified thus far, you should be confident in what this triumvirate will do. Let's see what happens“

there you have it - Anal Bleaching. The White Noise and White Out of Bleach Clean. He will clean this mess up!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Attn: Bleached Anus

https://www.health.harvard.edu/a_to_z/ ... er-a-to-z

Doctor Wiz prescribes plenty of electronics/internet chat board free couch rest and 2-3 giant bowls of >25% THC indica dominant cannabis every hour until cured.

[Chef Boi RD]

Attn: Bleached Anus

https://www.health.harvard.edu/a_to_z/ ... er-a-to-z

Doctor Wiz prescribes plenty of electronics/internet chat board free couch rest and 2-3 giant bowls of >25% THC indica dominant cannabis every hour until cured.

Bleached Anus, take note you no good for nothing shit stain!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Attn: Bleached Anus

https://www.health.harvard.edu/a_to_z/ ... er-a-to-z

Doctor Wiz prescribes plenty of electronics/internet chat board free couch rest and 2-3 giant bowls of >25% THC indica dominant cannabis every hour until cured.

Bleached Anus, take note you no good for nothing shit stain!

[Mickey107]

https://hfboards.mandatory.com/posts/172242429/ Oh No!

[Megaterio Llamas]

These high potency cannabis suppositories made with phoenix tears aka 'bum darts' contain 200 mg of THC a shot. These would mellow ol' Bleach Clean right out. A few of these in the ass and he might begin to see things differently.

[Chef Boi RD]

Captains Log: Stardate 2020.06.02. Time 21:41. Captain MS reporting

The moral outrage. It's a construct to illustrate the point. Replace 'space junk' with my friendly Green Men analogy to better understand this entry.

I've said repeatedly, all along, that eventually there would be a galaxy where the Enterprise harvested enough crew from failing to accomplish missions and some things would go right and they'd complete the mission. And that it means nothing, just like how the Stardate 2017 USS Oilers 'assembled by Captain Tambellini and Captain Chiarelli' Completing the mission wasn't a reflection of good commandeering or the Stardate 2002-2004 USS Islanders crew assembled by captain Mike Milbury weren't a reflection of good commandeering.

We should be at a point in our mission as a crew where he have tons of space and an ability to try and bring in more officers to push us through to the next frontier. Instead, we're in a position where the desire to complete the Fake Stanley Cup of Playoff 2020 mission and the resulting mismanagement has left us in unfriendly environment with a horde of brutal Aliens, with no space, and the very real possibility that - instead of augmenting our crew - our 5 star officers and 5 star defenders against hostile races could walk because we have no answer for them.

If Captain Benning stays in charge, I fully expect our next 5 years to look something like the last 5 years from past failed missions. 4 or 5 really good crew men on a badly run ship that maybe makes the next frontier but will never accomplish missions until a real captain is hired commandeer the ship

[Cousin Strawberry]

Is GM the captain's log?