The Petey Predicament
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He had to have some sort of freak level strength in those pipe cleaners to blast 100+ MPH slappers though. He could do shit that he shouldn't have been able to do
I think some posters here are onto something with this. Did the coaching and weirdo teammates just ruin him?
I think some posters here are onto something with this. Did the coaching and weirdo teammates just ruin him?
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The poor poor boy....
....little dudes hit golf balls miles...not about biceps.
....little dudes hit golf balls miles...not about biceps.
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I've never seen a little dude have the hardest shot against the best big dudes who can shoot in the world though.
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Here we go again... Cuz is ball-washing scooter's dimpled Pinnacles.
It's technique and technology.
Little guys like Ronning were hammering shots with wooden Sherwood PMP 5030s. Naslund was firing lasers, also with wood.
The composite one-piece tech in the last 20-30 years has made everybody better and easily added speed. 13yo can shatter glass now like Happy Gilmore.
Even a muffin-baker like me probably added at least 10-15 mph from wood to 2-piece to today's 1-piece lightweight composites.
Scooter is nothing special... especially without JTM or Hughes putting it into his wheelhouse on the PP.
Ya damn scooter rider
It's technique and technology.
Little guys like Ronning were hammering shots with wooden Sherwood PMP 5030s. Naslund was firing lasers, also with wood.
The composite one-piece tech in the last 20-30 years has made everybody better and easily added speed. 13yo can shatter glass now like Happy Gilmore.
Even a muffin-baker like me probably added at least 10-15 mph from wood to 2-piece to today's 1-piece lightweight composites.
Scooter is nothing special... especially without JTM or Hughes putting it into his wheelhouse on the PP.
Ya damn scooter rider
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Then why aren't all the hardest shooters scrawny scooters then?
Why is he the ONLY one who did this???
Why is he the ONLY one who did this???
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It has more to do with height and technique. The last 10 have all been at least 6'2", with the exception of Makar.Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2026 10:00 pm Then why aren't all the hardest shooters scrawny scooters then?
Why is he the ONLY one who did this???
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You sound like his wifeCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2026 7:16 pmI've never seen a little dude have the hardest shot against the best big dudes who can shoot in the world though.
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If only to stay upright on his skatesdonlever wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2026 6:29 pm C'mon UW...love your point counterpoint and respect the fuck out of you but you're a hockey guy, the kid was a waif, elfin like...
...he had to bulk up and gain some strength.
He might have broken in two had he not.
Small and narrow framed indeed.
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There is a lot of petey hate here.
The kid is gonna get traded for 3 assets, and will rocket back up to 90-100 points on another team. He is simply in his own head here. If he had some talent to play with, and started to have fun playing the game again, he would return to the player he was. You can’t forget talent.
But here in Vancouver, he will be lucky to get 70 points and the toxic environment (fans and media) will continue to be A factor affecting his play.
The kid is gonna get traded for 3 assets, and will rocket back up to 90-100 points on another team. He is simply in his own head here. If he had some talent to play with, and started to have fun playing the game again, he would return to the player he was. You can’t forget talent.
But here in Vancouver, he will be lucky to get 70 points and the toxic environment (fans and media) will continue to be A factor affecting his play.
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(1) You can lose talent. Injury, age, lack of practice/drilling it. I played guitar for years in bands that played out, and an off night would be being out of sync a bit with the drummer or bass player. It was never bum notes. Why? Practice and routine. You aren't even thinking about it. Now? I can try to play the same things, and its full of bum notes or things that I can't pull off anymore. Why? Of course I don't play nearly as much, but on top of that that, when I do play, I am just fucking around to make (sometimes pleasing) noise, not drilling technique. Does EP40 drill shooting, puck handling/control, skating like he did when he was a developing rink rat, or did he think "I've got that."
(2) You can also fail to exploit your own talent. That's the head case explanation. Whether its external or internal -- doesn't really matter, because only internal changes change it.
(3) Or you can be in a system/situation that doesn't open up your talent as it once was.
I think all of this is happening for EP40, but changing (3) [say, better linemates and a style of play that is aligned with his strengths] won't amount to much unless whatever from (1) and (2) that can be addressed are addressed. Because while (3) might affect cumulative production over the course of the season, we have all seen snapshots where that stuff (style of play, linemates) doesn't matter in that instant and EP40 isn't effective in a way that he once was.
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Fair enough on the points.UWSaint wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2026 10:40 am(1) You can lose talent. Injury, age, lack of practice/drilling it. I played guitar for years in bands that played out, and an off night would be being out of sync a bit with the drummer or bass player. It was never bum notes. Why? Practice and routine. You aren't even thinking about it. Now? I can try to play the same things, and its full of bum notes or things that I can't pull off anymore. Why? Of course I don't play nearly as much, but on top of that that, when I do play, I am just fucking around to make (sometimes pleasing) noise, not drilling technique. Does EP40 drill shooting, puck handling/control, skating like he did when he was a developing rink rat, or did he think "I've got that."
(2) You can also fail to exploit your own talent. That's the head case explanation. Whether its external or internal -- doesn't really matter, because only internal changes change it.
(3) Or you can be in a system/situation that doesn't open up your talent as it once was.
I think all of this is happening for EP40, but changing (3) [say, better linemates and a style of play that is aligned with his strengths] won't amount to much unless whatever from (1) and (2) that can be addressed are addressed. Because while (3) might affect cumulative production over the course of the season, we have all seen snapshots where that stuff (style of play, linemates) doesn't matter in that instant and EP40 isn't effective in a way that he once was.
But in the middle of your career, had you joined a band that was fun, and you loved the music and the band bus, and the vibe was jammin and the booze, drugs and women were flowing (or whatever you made you mojo go), and showing off made all three of those things happen at a higher level, I bet you could have stepped right back up. --See Mick Mars.
I am saying the guy gets a lot of hate here, and probably deservedly so. That doesn't make him a horrible human or even a horrible hockey player.
Just makes him uninspired as a Vancouver Canuck.
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