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Topper wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:10 pm Mandatory ProD course on FN engagement had a 6 minute interview with a 60+ yr old PhD FN Chief telling me how his 1st day at a Res School traumatized him against attending school and getting an education ... but yeah, he's got PhD
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Anyone follow this Afroman story? That dude is hilarious.
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Yeah...I was gonna post on it but decided not to.
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Glad he won.
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Don't get in Foreman's grill.

Justice was served (for once).
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Cornuck wrote: Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:13 pmGlad he won.
officer Pound Cake isn't... :lol:
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Per wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2026 10:28 am
Cornuck wrote: Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:13 pmGlad he won.
officer Pound Cake isn't... :lol:
Licc'em Low Lisa took it especially hard :lol: :lol:
Um...
Your client, dancing in the driveway
Saying how I lick pussy
And I need to learn how to count how many pussies I've locked
You know, and this has made it hard
To where I have to swallow it because of you
Things that's being said;
Are you lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips?
Pussy-licking Phillips
How'd you like to go to Walmart and be called a guy because of your voice?
Or ask you if you got a pecker? How would you like that?
You like a female or a guy asking if you got a vagina? Probably not
...standing and having me on our gate
Obviously I haven't had a sex change, I have a child...
...I mean I had that yeah, they didn't make money off of me
They didn't say I should have to prove I don't have a penis...
I was on my way to work one morning [?] stop at the stop sign
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I get hollered: 'Lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips!'
You want calls, you don't even have to be working to get hollered from Lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips, pussy licking....
I'm not a crooked cop, I'm not a thief, and I sure don't have a penis...
There's been times that videos have been sent to me, and I've had to go home cause I can't handle it, you know?
You know what I'll tell you about- I'll tell you what's bad, is the fact that - number one, that I have to be emotional because your client lies. I've had a deep voice my entire life. I did not wake up one morning and beg God to have a deep voice, alright? I have not had a sex change, I do not have a penis. I shouldn't have to prove I don't have a penis, or about having a penis bigger than the rest of the guys that I work with. And pulling people over and licking pussy? I mean, come on
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About time, the problem is that a lot of people seeking asylum shouldn’t be able to get it. They are not being prosecuted in their home country to the extent of what allows them to come here. I get it, they want a better life and believe Canada is an easy country to get in.

This is IMO only and no I didn’t look it up. I do know that several of the people being charged with extortion claimed it.

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026 ... -advocates
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Fucking Liberals, eh Reef?
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https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/a ... hip-rules/

Looks like this might impact Chef's dreams of moving to Italy.
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The Dude's not welcomed anywhere it seems...
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5thhorseman wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2026 5:07 pm Fucking Liberals, eh Reef?
Not just Liberals, it has been going on for a lot longer IMO.

We were just too easy to get in and seek asylum and it was abused.
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2Fingers wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:49 am
5thhorseman wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2026 5:07 pm Fucking Liberals, eh Reef?
Not just Liberals, it has been going on for a lot longer IMO.

We were just too easy to get in and seek asylum and it was abused.
Tongue in cheek Reef. It's the Liberals who are passing this law, no?
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Carl Yagro wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:47 am The Dude's not welcomed anywhere it seems...
:lol:
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Carl Yagro wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:47 am The Dude's not welcomed anywhere it seems...
Is he still around?
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