L-GDT: Canucks host Dallas Mar 2/2026 @ 7 PM PST - SNP/TVA

[Lancer]

Kaner pumping his trade value!

[Carl Yagro]

Anybody seeing more ‘zip’ in Petey’s game yet?

I've seen 'zip' for 25 months...

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Try the meatloaf.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Geez, look at all the people in the stands.

[Megaterio Llamas]

And it's one two three what are we fighting for?

[Lancer]

Is it me, or does Petey’s effort seem more performative than real? Does a couple of dekes straight into the guy’s midsection and promptly gets clobbered - skate back to the bench like, “See?!? I’m working harder aren’t I???”

All about the perception of effort - scoring is optional as long as you’re looking like you’re trying to score.

[donlever]

And it's one two three what are we fighting for?

Country Megs.

[theman]

Geez, look at all the people in the stands.

I thought we called them “suckers” now.

[Carl Yagro]

Erne Berts one in off the Pillow.

Tank rolls in strange ways.

[Lancer]

Hockey Gods are a fickle lot.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Erne Berts one in off the Pillow.

Tank rolls in strange ways.

I'm reading this in Walter Cronkite's voice

[Carl Yagro]

Don't know about all the uncles here, but I have a serious problem with seeing the Black Spaghetti jerseys that represented the tough 90s era being soiled by this butter-soft version of a team.

They don't even deserve to wear the Flying Vs.

Could you imagine toxic Tiger Williams yelling at the 1C?

[Cousin Strawberry]

There's some Petri Skriko vibes a flowin'

This is the worst group assembled I've seen in Canucks jerseys since I can recall...brutal viewing.

I mostly do other shit with it on in the background. Watching is boring AF

[Cornuck]

Missed the first 2, seems I didn't miss much.

[Meds]

There's some Petri Skriko vibes a flowin'

This is the worst group assembled I've seen in Canucks jerseys since I can recall...brutal viewing.

I mostly do other shit with it on in the background. Watching is boring AF

It's embarrassing enough that they should ditch the blacks and bring back the yellow flying V's.

[Cornuck]

Fuckin' comical.

Can you imagine being the guy who writes the cheques?