Random Hockey Shit

[donlever]

I think he may have set a new record for how many times you can say fuck in four and a half minutes though.

If I'm on an office rant I'd crush him....

Your reputation for being a first class articulator just went full Seppuku.

In this I go both ways.

[Cousin Strawberry]

In this I go both ways.

[donlever]

You were the one I figured would go there.

[Carl Yagro]

If Cuz goes there too, does that become a 3-way?

[Meds]

You were the one I figured would go there.

You don’t have to be fucking* Nostradamus to figure that.

*Mëds is practicing his work-Lever articulateness

[Meds]

If Cuz goes there too, does that become a 3-way?

Nope. Cuz brings his whole crew…..so a 4-way plus spectator. Would make it a 9-way if we’re going by BMI.

[donlever]

You were the one I figured would go there.

You don’t have to be fucking* Nostradamus to figure that.

*Mëds is practicing his work-Lever articulateness

Fuck me for fuck ls sakes, you fucking well don't have to fucking be a motherfucking Nostradumas to fucking sort that fucker out you fucking fuckwad.

[Meds]

You were the one I figured would go there.

You don’t have to be fucking* Nostradamus to figure that.

*Mëds is practicing his work-Lever articulateness

Fuck me for fuck ls sakes, you fucking well don't have to fucking be a motherfucking Nostradumas to fucking sort that fucker out you fucking fuckwad.

And he didn’t even use a winkie…..

[donlever]

Dude I work for is a mega filthy rich, high intensity, Alpha MF'er who drops F bombs like Dude drops inane Memes in the OF.

Corporate meetings earlier in the week in the Smoke and lever let lose with a couple of blush worthy, for the light of heart, tirades over this and that's.

Guy that handles the East looks at me and says...never thought I'd see the day someone could out swear the boss.

Legacies baby.

[Chef Boi RD]

Atta boy Donny.

[donlever]

Atta boy Donny.

Lol...yep...I have accomplished something tangible now Dude.

[Meds]

Dude I work for is a mega filthy rich, high intensity, Alpha MF'er who drops F bombs like Dude drops inane Memes in the OF.

Corporate meetings earlier in the week in the Smoke and lever let lose with a couple of blush worthy, for the light of heart, tirades over this and that's.

Guy that handles the East looks at me and says...never thought I'd see the day someone could out swear the boss.

Legacies baby.

I always thought you were the owner.

[Topper]

Work with drillers

[donlever]

I work for the guy I sold to.

Yes...drillers would be a challenge I'm sure.

[Meds]

I work for the guy I sold to.

Yes...drillers would be a challenge I'm sure.

My favourite “driller” story…..

Old O&G driller was teaching at SAIT while my best friend was attending there for IT stuff. My friend got to observe some of the petroleum training when SAIT was running a course that was like training for rig hands (at the time they had a double stack drilling rig setup on campus, not sure if they still do this). This particular group was about a week in and at one point there was some equipment issue and after some troubleshooting the driller turned to one of the trainees and shouted, “Go get the cocksucker from the motherfucker and fix the son-of-a-bitch!”

This kid, who was only loosely paying attention to what was going on, snaps to attention and takes off like a scalded cat. Comes back a couple minutes later with exactly the right tool for the problem.

When my friend told me this story he was incredulous over the exchange and that it worked. Having been doing some medic work on the rigs for a couple years at that time I chuckled and told him it wasn’t unique. I definitely observed similarly barked “instructions”…..though admittedly none quite so generically obscure as that one.