LOL

[Strangelove]

Looking at the negativity over there, and the several totally-unhinged posters...

...does anyone think ol' Security Guard Chris might have a new name at HFBoards?

Well I dunno about that, but from both Central and the Corner

... we've always chased away miserable Stupey Dupes.

Cuz hey, they're miserable Stupey Dupes!

Okay, so a lot of them landed over there as senior long-time posters.

Then Canuckdom went into the most painful phase of pro sports: A rebuild.

What happened next was predictable.

How to fix it?

The only hope in my opinion is to do a full tear-down style rebuild.

Make me a mod and let me perma-ban anyone I see fit to ban.

Let me also rip the living fuck out of some others.

All the while partying it up with the cool ones of course!

Tough times, tough measures.

[Blob Mckenzie]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

[Chef Boi RD]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

298 lbs? Jesus

[Cousin Strawberry]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Wasnt it him who lived in Missouri somewhere and a huge tornado/shit-i-cane wrecked his whole town?

[Chef Boi RD]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Doyle I have always been in that fit and svelte 185 lb range what’s it like to carry around a 250 lb carcass? You must feel the need to take giant shits all day long?

[Cornuck]

Wasnt it him who lived in Missouri somewhere and a huge tornado/shit-i-cane wrecked his whole town?

Yep

[Blob Mckenzie]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Doyle I have always been in that fit and svelte 185 lb range what’s it like to carry around a 250 lb carcass? You must feel the need to take giant shits all day long?

6 ft 220 -225. You pack 185 onto a 5 ft 4 frame congratulations

[Chef Boi RD]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Doyle I have always been in that fit and svelte 185 lb range what’s it like to carry around a 250 lb carcass? You must feel the need to take giant shits all day long?

6 ft 220 -225. You pack 185 onto a 5 ft 4 frame congratulations

6’-0” 185 lbs. that’s a great wheelhouse

[Blob Mckenzie]

Well each thigh weighs 7 pounds so there’s that. Each Kermit pipe probably 3 or 4 lbs each?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Well each thigh weighs 7 pounds so there’s that. Each Kermit pipe probably 3 or 4 lbs each?

[Strangelove]

Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Tant eats pieces of shit like Pauser for breakfast.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

Tant eats pieces of shit like Pauser for breakfast.

It might explain why he went from a solid poster who was a fan of the team to a bitter guy who hated everything about it.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Tant you should lay off the pauser donuts and come on back home. Enough gorging on all that stupidity buddy.

You dont belong there and you know it

[Strangelove]

How much does Mathowny weigh again? Doyle says he’s over 300 lbs.

I have no idea if Mathownwy is fat or thin. Tantalum however apparently blew up to 298

298 lbs? Jesus

(that's Tant on the right)

[Strangelove]