Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

[Blob Mckenzie]

We have too many right wingers and desperately need sound defensive dmen who can play a tough game.

Tampon is staring at re-upping Sergechev and Cernak but are having trouble punching out 3-4 for a 3rd pairing guy on their team. They also are somewhat thin on the right side wing...relatively speaking. After Kucherov theres Johnson then basically scrubbage

Theres a need on both sides. Enough to qualify for not only my pipedream but an internet hockeyrumours one as well.

Oh and Stetcher is not worth a 2nd round pick...



...neither is Juolevi for that matter

Maybe a 3rd for Stecher and a 4th for Olaf. Depends on the acquiring team and it’s needs and what time of the year it is. But Tampa has kids they can plug in up front. They aren’t trading for Virtanen if he’s making 3.5 million on a long term deal.

[Strangelove]

Maybe a 3rd for Stecher and a 4th for Olaf.

Great, so if El Jimbro trades one of those guys for more, Doyle must give full marks...

[Strangelove]

Trade Boeser for Dumba (plus a 2nd, hey Brock is younger!) let Tanev walk...

Hughes - Myers
Tree - Dumba
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

[Blob Mckenzie]

Trade Boeser for Dumba (plus a 2nd, hey Brock is younger!) let Tanev walk...

Hughes - Myers
Tree - Dumba
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

I don’t want to see Myers on the top pairing. He will get his tits lit up.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Maybe a 3rd for Stecher and a 4th for Olaf.

Great, so if El Jimbro trades one of those guys for more, Doyle must give full marks...

Yes

[Strangelove]

Trade Boeser for Dumba (plus a 2nd, hey Brock is younger!) let Tanev walk...

Hughes - Myers
Tree - Dumba
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

I don’t want to see Myers on the top pairing. He will get his tits lit up.

Hughes - Dumba
Tree - Myers
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

[Blob Mckenzie]

Trade Boeser for Dumba (plus a 2nd, hey Brock is younger!) let Tanev walk...

Hughes - Myers
Tree - Dumba
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

I don’t want to see Myers on the top pairing. He will get his tits lit up.

Hughes - Dumba
Tree - Myers
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

Better.... Edler likely gets more minutes than Tryamkin but he could shepherd a youngster on the bottom pairing, and occasionally take some reps with Myers. They looked good to her at times this season, other times.... not so good. May as well keep Benn as a 6/7 guy. Olaf and Woo can cook in the minors.

[Strangelove]

Deal.

[Todd Bersnoozi]

Yo Kool-Aid, u are inconsistent though. On one hand, u say:

Byfuglien is done and from now on I will delete all rumours made-up-shit from nhltraderumors.me.

However, this fucking Canucks messageboard... like all fucking Canucks messageboards

... believes in distinguishing reliable rumours from utter hogwash.

Then u say,

I mean I'd roast the everloving shit out of you for it... but I wouldn't question your right to say it!

I'm glad u don't work with kindies cuz they'd look at u like this fuckin guy can't make up his mind.

Anyways, for posts such as the Buffy one, even if u think it's total bullshit, just hold your tits. U really don't need to jump in trying to police everything. If the post doesn't have any legs, it'll get buried under all the other trade ideas and hockey news soon enuff. In under 24 hours, ppl will move on to chat about something else. Just look at the some of the great mods on this board. They hardly ever get involved unless they really have to cuz they know better. For the most part, things will run its course and ppl are mature enuff to move on.

[Strangelove]

I totally get what you're saying Re: "Why so serious this is a fantasy thread".

And listen, I'd have no problem if you were to post something like "Hey guys, how bout we bring the Sedins back, h'yuk!"

I mean I'd roast the everloving shit out of you for it... but I wouldn't question your right to say it!

However, this fucking Canucks messageboard... like all fucking Canucks messageboards

... believes in distinguishing reliable rumours from utter hogwash.

Then change the title of this thread to: "Only reliable trade rumour thread", until then, bugger off and let us chat about whatever we want.

Please get one of your kindergarteners to read the part in red to you.

And please stop linking to idiot kids.

Your cooperation in these matters would be greatly appreciated.

Bump.

Apparently the wee todd can't distinguish the difference between linking to a bullshit-rumour site and posting his own ideas.

(and he hasn't taught his kindiegarteners to read)

[Madcombinepilot]

Trade Boeser for Dumba (plus a 2nd, hey Brock is younger!) let Tanev walk...

Hughes - Myers
Tree - Dumba
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

I don’t want to see Myers on the top pairing. He will get his tits lit up.

Hughes - Dumba
Tree - Myers
Edler - Rafferty
Juolevi - Woo

Better.... Edler likely gets more minutes than Tryamkin but he could shepherd a youngster on the bottom pairing, and occasionally take some reps with Myers. They looked good to her at times this season, other times.... not so good. May as well keep Benn as a 6/7 guy. Olaf and Woo can cook in the minors.

Isn’t there some questions in Utica about Raffertys defensive side of the game, and something about him being a less than stellar skater?

[Cousin Strawberry]

I would give the kid his shot in whatever training camp he can tryout in. They didnt call him up mid-season mostly so he can log the minutes down on the farm...hes lit up the A and hes earned a crack.

[Mickey107]

I would give the kid his shot in whatever training camp he can tryout in. They didnt call him up mid-season mostly so he can log the minutes down on the farm...hes lit up the A and hes earned a crack.

Brogan turns 25 this month. He's an offensive defense man at the AHL level. By all means though, an elongated look in camp is in order.
Juolevi gotta make it in N. America this year or find work in Europe, I think.
Woo will need time on the farm just to see if there's anything happening with a hockey career.

You threw up this;

Here's a pipedream based on a sketchy rumour that I think would work for the Canucks and probably the Ning
Erik Cernak/23yo/R shooting/6'4"/ 235lbs
Pending RFA status
Physical defensive defenseman who can spot in on the powerplay. Excellent in his own zone and doesn't take dumb penalites.
FOR
Jake Virtanen, Juolevi and a mid rnd pick/1b prospect
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/ ... ik-cernak

earlier and it's not bad though I loathe to lose old Jake.
Hey! Shrewd, mean and nasty Stevey Y aint there no more so....
I still think we resign Tanev.
I'm not even 100% sure they don't resign Stecher either. I wouldn't bet the farm on him walking. "I" think so but not sure.

[SKYO]

2021/22 season top 9.

Miller Pettersson Toffoli
Podkolzin Horvat Boeser
Hoglander Gaudette Virtanen

So you want to keep Toffoli over Boeser....but then who do you target in a Boeser trade bro???

I know Dumba isn't going to hack it for you, and I'm kind of moving off the idea of trying to acquire an elite offensive Dman if Boeser is traded. Now I'm more thinking elite young shutdown dman (Tanev's replacement) plus a 1st (under no circumstances would I add anything to Boeser to get a shutdown dman, and I sure as shit wouldn't give up a 1st or prospect [hello Ballard]).

Hold on rockafella, I'm keeping Boeser, young elite sniper's are hard to find and keep as it is, having two of em in Toffoli and Boeser - both righties is a god send - you keep both at all costs.

If anything I'd package Virtanen up for a dman, big hitter, right shot, fast, 20 goal scorer (before covid, he was well on his way to 20) should be able net a top 4 right side dman.

Only way I'd move Boeser is if someone like Seth Jones pulls a Chris Pronger and demands a trade outta CBJ, but yeah we'd have to add quite a bit.

[rats19]

2021/22 season top 9.

Miller Pettersson Toffoli
Podkolzin Horvat Boeser
Hoglander Gaudette Virtanen

So you want to keep Toffoli over Boeser....but then who do you target in a Boeser trade bro???

I know Dumba isn't going to hack it for you, and I'm kind of moving off the idea of trying to acquire an elite offensive Dman if Boeser is traded. Now I'm more thinking elite young shutdown dman (Tanev's replacement) plus a 1st (under no circumstances would I add anything to Boeser to get a shutdown dman, and I sure as shit wouldn't give up a 1st or prospect [hello Ballard]).

Hold on rockafella, I'm keeping Boeser, young elite sniper's are hard to find and keep as it is, having two of em in Toffoli and Boeser - both righties is a god send - you keep both at all costs.

If anything I'd package Virtanen up for a dman, big hitter, right shot, fast, 20 goal scorer (before covid, he was well on his way to 20) should be able net a top 4 right side dman.

Only way I'd move Boeser is if someone like Seth Jones pulls a Chris Pronger and demands a trade outta CBJ, but yeah we'd have to add quite a bit.

Keep Virtanen I’d say