The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[ESQ]

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He's a weenie wagger!!

Thought Tuna?

"Future captain".

[Mickey107]

brooooo Auston Matthews going to court tomorrow in Arizona - in the summer at 2am he and his all male squad all drunk went to a female security guard's vehicle and tried to open her door, they couldn't get in, guard confronted Matthews, where he pulled his pants down and flashed her his ass.

The report says surveillance video shows a male subject walking toward the complex elevators with his pants around his ankles.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/nhl/ma ... ar-AAHN7I2

It happened in May...still hockey season most places except torontoilet

The complainant said she got out her car and confronted Matthews, who she said appeared to be intoxicated. She said Matthews said he thought it would be funny to see how she would respond

must have been a little underwhelmed...

[Cousin Strawberry]

Wee Willie Winkie

[Soapy]

Shouldn't he be suspended during the investigation?
Exposing himself to a female security guard ... a veteran with PTSD.... at 2 am?
I love how they say 'It seemed he was wearing his underwear' ..... seemed?
Sounds like the locals are helping out their favorite son
How this immature entitled player with awful judgement could be in consideration for CAPTAIN of 'Canada's team' is an insult to hockey fans every where
I'm sure CBC/TSN will bury this. You would think a feminist group would jump all over this

[Hockey Widow]

Me too!!

[Soapy]

Me too!!

100% !!
With all of the abuse that has come out in the last while you would think this would be thoroughly investigated.
The leaves have know about this since May??

[Mickey107]

The alleged transgression took place in the US.(Arizona). That is where any subsequent charges or legal levis will take place.
However; It just doesn't seem appropriate for Mathews to be taking part in any NHL activities if charges are made.
In most major North American leagues, this is the accepted protocol, is it not?

what a dork.

[Topper]

Now we know Don Cherry will kiss him.

[Soapy]

Now we know Don Cherry will kiss him.

So will Doug 'The Rapist' Gilmour

[Strangelove]

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He's a weenie wagger!!

Thought Tuna?

"Future captain".

[Soapy]

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He's a weenie wagger!!

Thought Tuna?

"Future captain".

SEEMED TO BE WEARING UNDERPANTS..... SEEEEEMED !!

[Strangelove]

The alleged transgression took place in the US.(Arizona). That is where any subsequent charges or legal levis will take place.
However; It just doesn't seem appropriate for Mathews to be taking part in any NHL activities if charges are made.
In most major North American leagues, this is the accepted protocol, is it not?

what a dork.

Pornstache-sportin' Pablo Escobar doppelganger tries to break+enter vehicle to visit unknown lone woman at 2:00 AM.

Arizona is a carry-state and I'd be surprised if this security guard wasn't carrying.

PTSD too!

We were likely... this close... to a much better story-line.

Damn!

[Strangelove]

SEEMED TO BE WEARING UNDERPANTS..... SEEEEEMED !!

Captain Winky?

[Strangelove]

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So he demands the most money ever on an RFA 5-year, refuses to play with Hyman, refuses to play with Kapanen, has hissy-fits with the coach

... and he enjoys sexually harassing strange women in the middle of the night?!!


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I implore you...

[ESQ]

To be fair, mooning a security guard is kind of funny, somehow its even funnier to me that he kept his underpants on...