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[2Fingers]

Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.

The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.

[Mickey107]

Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.

The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.

The above pic IS the one who took you off the, soon to return, market.

[5thhorseman]

Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.

Yes, well, you drove the last one mad, clearly. Or was she being oh so womanly while doing that vengeful act?

[Carl Yagro]

I low-carb so I have washboard abs. Therefore, when I wear my stained wife-beater, I look sexy asf.

C'mon, there is no Denny's all-you-can-eat buffet. Don't get everyone all excited.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.

The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.

Theres no all you can eat buffet at Dennys

Its called a tank top and its fucking elegant

[Strangelove]

I am a gentleperson and really know how to show them how to be a woman.

Fixed your post there TwoFingers...

[Strangelove]

Yes, well, you drove the last one mad, clearly. Or was she being oh so womanly while doing that vengeful act?

Yes, he treated her so well she felt she felt compelled to murder all his little friends in front of the kids.

[Topper]

Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.

[Strangelove]

Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.

Inflatable person??

His inner Norman killed the fish?

[Mickey107]

Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.

And I believe that's a diet coke spiked with Jack.

[Topper]

Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.

Inflatable person??

His inner Norman killed the fish?

who said it was modelled on the human form.

[Carl Yagro]

Wow, even Mick is taking shots at ya, Reef.

I'm going to refrain from the dogpile now and go iron my oh-so-fucking-elegant tank top to go hit the town tonight.

[Strangelove]

Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.

Inflatable person??

His inner Norman killed the fish?

who said it was modelled on the human form.

I think to him fish and cats and whatnot qualify as persons.

Last thing those fishies and kitties and co workers ever saw:

[Cousin Strawberry]

What is the deal with fuckers fucking up something as simple as hand/eye vs eye/hand coordination?

Its HAND/EYE you fucking fucks

Its clearly something to do with fluoride, hollow earth/flat earth and chemtrails.

[rats19]

What is the deal with fuckers fucking up something as simple as hand/eye vs eye/hand coordination?

Its HAND/EYE you fucking fucks

Its clearly something to do with fluoride, hollow earth/flat earth and chemtrails.

Shall I hand you a tinfoil hat?