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Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:17 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
One province doesn’t deserve two threads.

There’s a lot of rage in that dump of a province.

Calgarypuck has a special little tiger…. dino7c. He’s their Gomer107

Hfboards oilers is the most vile forum around.

Thanks a lot Ralph Klein for feeding these morons sausage, bacon and ham from retarded pigs.

Anyone see the Mongo lines the Coilers fans did the other night? I think they just got the original Footloose in the swamp.,

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:08 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
McJesus and the German look unstoppable. Holland the idiot has some high end talent to work with. Nurse is overpaid, but Hyman and Bouchard are high end players. If the Skinhead can hit .905 save pctg the Coilers might win the cup. Throw in Ike Turner there and their best players are all 200 pounds plus. Ours are razor thin other than JT.


The Flames are in the slog for another five years. They need to keep moving more pieces. You can’t trade everyone but they need to dump Huberdeau. Worst boat anchor in the league. Kadri isn’t far behind.,You probably keep Weegar and Coleman. Anderson is a guy I’d look to move. Ditto for Markstrom. Mike Keenan took a machete to the Canucks in 1998. Does Craig Conroy have the stomach to do the same.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:51 pm
by Carl Yagro
Shaq Hyman is a beast in the paint. What a great UFA signing by the Coil... while the Leaves keep giving all their $$$ to soft, crybaby bros.

Sure, he gets to play with two of the best centers in the world but his game makes them better too. Great contract, dude is seriously underpaid.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:18 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
It's probably sacrilegious, but I have been getting a great kick out of the Oilers beating the 1-3-1 in LA.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:20 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:18 pm It's probably sacrilegious, but I have been getting a great kick out of the Oilers beating the 1-3-1 in LA.
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Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 11:03 am
by BCExpat
As Blob said - the Flames are at least 5 years out before they are competitive again. Hopefully McGerman doesn't resign with the Oilers next season, and Mcdouchbag leave the following season and the Oilers will be worst than the Flames.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 5:04 pm
by Megaterio Llamas

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 5:26 pm
by Strangelove
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Have another drink Ryan! :lol:

BTW Ryan, you have a Naslund jersey on your wall you dumbfuck...

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 6:03 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
That's the kind of bullshit I mean. What the fuck has McDavid and dysaddle actually won anyway? They went out with a huge whimper last year with them supposedly clicking at their best as well. I know, I was staying in Edmonton at the time and enjoyed how they just bent over and coughed for the knights.

What about all the years preceding this one? Weren't they also the best players in the world? They are a regular season team

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 6:31 pm
by donlever
Whitney is just fucking around.

He's been backing the Canucks hard all year.

..and it's a Whitney USA jersey from 2010, not a Naslund.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 5:45 am
by Chef Boi RD
BCExpat wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 11:03 am As Blob said - the Flames are at least 5 years out before they are competitive again. Hopefully McGerman doesn't resign with the Oilers next season, and Mcdouchbag leave the following season and the Oilers will be worst than the Flames.
If I’m Conroy, I’m tanking for Hagens or Martone in 2025 and McKenna in 2026, for a quick two season full tank rebuild then pull out like Blobbee on a Girls Gone Wild overnight at the fine lodgings of the historic Astoria Hotel

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 8:10 am
by Blob Mckenzie
I thought the Dude hated “Tankists”

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 4:13 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 8:10 am I thought the Dude hated “Tankists”
Just a quickie, an in and out’er. In like Flynn, out like Jim.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 5:01 pm
by Meds
From HFOilers…..

Nurse sucks but upgrading his partner would help. He needs someone that can actually move the puck, which is Stecher. Nurse has always looked best when he has a partner that can handle the offensive side of the game. He's trying to do too much, as always, because Ceci is an even bigger plug.

They are hoping Troy Stecher is the answer to boosting Nurse.

Re: Bountiful/Coilers Thread

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 5:03 pm
by Cornuck
Not even a good doctor could boost Nurse - he looked horrible in the LA series, and still looks horrible. Perfect Dman for the oil, though. :)