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Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2026 5:06 pm
by Topper
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:10 pm
by Tciso
JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Fri Apr 10, 2026 9:11 am
Only 145 blocked shots. Certainly isn't worthy of a 1C on my team!
145 times EP40 was silently hoping "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:17 pm
by Carl Yagro
Tciso wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:10 pm
... "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".
How apropos. How many CCers are considering going out to block a shot now?
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:51 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:17 pm
Tciso wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:10 pm
... "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".
How apropos. How many CCers are considering going out to block a shot now?
I'm first in line Carl. The noon media event today killed all hope for this franchise.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2026 7:16 pm
by Topper
Get the lead out
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:38 am
by Tciso
Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.
Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:48 am
by donlever
Morbid.
Cryptic.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 11:18 am
by Lancer
Tciso wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:38 am
Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.
Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.
Gotta admit, that just warmed my black heart.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:00 pm
by Carl Yagro
Tciso driving around in an EV silently hunting scooters...
I bet he was the one who hit Yann Sauve all those years ago.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:31 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Tciso wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:38 am
Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.
Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.
Jesus
You don't skewer gophers with pitchforks do you?
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:13 pm
by Meds
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:31 pm
Tciso wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 9:38 am
Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.
Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.
Jesus
You don't skewer gophers with pitchforks do you?
In all honesty, that one may need to go in The Hall.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:56 pm
by Carl Yagro
I was going to suggest the mods to put Tciso's post into a new Hall of Shame thread... so wickedly dark.
I feel unsafe now walking outside, knowing Tciso is cruising around trying to clear cap space.
Re: Past Canuck Players
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 5:41 pm
by Tciso
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:56 pm
I was going to suggest the mods to put Tciso's post into a new Hall of Shame thread... so wickedly dark.
I feel unsafe now walking outside, knowing Tciso is cruising around trying to clear cap space.
Thats why you love me. Team first !!