Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 7:33 am
Lol
nice staff. Would show them how to score just with 90ies XXXL videoclips. Gina Wild or Teresa Orlovski trick shots.CanucksCorner.com Forums
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Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 7:42 am
nice staff. Would show them how to score just with 90ies XXXL videoclips. Gina Wild or Teresa Orlovski trick shots.Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:34 am
Fuck. I get fired first.Mëds wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 9:49 pm Amended.....
Owner: Brian
President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Director of Season Ticket Holder Relations: DBR
Director of Marketing:
Vice President, DEI Hiring: 5thhorseman
Vice President, Community Relations: Blobcat
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.
Manager, Wines and Spirits: 2Fingers
Manager, Turncoats and Traitors: BCExpat
Hockey God Liaison: Strangelove
Special Assistant to HG Liaison: Rumsfeld, EPC, Wheeler
Head Coach: MCP
Associate Coach: Nuckertuzzi
Assistant Coach (Defense): Lancer
Assistant Coach (Special Teams: Tciso
Video Coach: Cookie
Goaltending Coach: theman (I mean, it's in the name)
Equipment Manager: Cherries
Visitors Dressing Room Attendant: ODB
Zamboni Driver (For Maple Leaf Games): JelloPuddingPop
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 11:17 am
Just if you're first in my office what you wish for.
The video analysis is just for players.
Btw is it VHS or Beta2000?
The video analysis is just for players.
Btw is it VHS or Beta2000?
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 12:09 pm
With Topper as GM and HW as his advisor…..it’s definitely VHS.Cookie La Rue wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 11:17 am Just if you're first in my office what you wish for.
The video analysis is just for players.
Btw is it VHS or Beta2000?
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 12:17 pm
Thanks i wanna be prepared.
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 12:50 pm
So we gonna have a GM in place for our lotto win next week?
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 1:50 pm
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 2:11 pm
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 3:43 pm