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Btw, the last Swedish beaver was shot in 1871. The ones we have now are Norwegian.

There were still beavers in Norway, but there is a mountain range along the entire Swedish-Norwegian border and the beavers don’t climb mountains. But in the 1920’s conservationists brought some Norwegian beavers to Sweden, and now there are loads of them.

Once when I was riding my bike home from work a damn beaver had felled a big tree across the bike lane, so I had to get onto the highway to get around it. Must have been an amateur beaver, because I assume he wanted the tree to fall into the creek, but instead it fell in the opposite direction and impeded traffic. Norwegians! :roll:

And even though American and European beavers look the same, they can’t interbreed.
American beavers have 40 chromosomes while European ones have 48.
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I love a good beaver story. Thanks Per.
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:lol:

The only downside being the Beaver(s) in question inability to "mingle"....

....a couple of good Beavers should be able to at least clip each other's hedges.

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Two beavers ?

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:lol:

Cuz playing Groundhog today.
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Per wrote: Mon Feb 02, 2026 11:25 am A herd of three is unheard of.
You obviously haven't heard of Cuz and the land whales.

In Canada, we have beaver tails. But I enjoyed your Nordic beaver tales.

Damn beaver dams :scowl:
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donlever wrote: Mon Feb 02, 2026 12:39 pm :lol:

The only downside being the Beaver(s) in question inability to "mingle"....

....a couple of good Beavers should be able to at least clip each other's hedges.

Know what I mean, say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink....
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Mon Feb 02, 2026 12:50 pm Two beavers ?

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Do Fin Whales actually have beavers???
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donlever wrote: Mon Feb 02, 2026 12:39 pm :lol:

The only downside being the Beaver(s) in question inability to "mingle"....

....a couple of good Beavers should be able to at least clip each other's hedges.

Know what I mean, say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink....
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