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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:45 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:38 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:59 am
Only .0014 of people under 55 are dying from this.
HA!
Nope.
What the number?
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:57 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:45 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:38 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:59 am
Only .0014 of people under 55 are dying from this.
HA!
Nope.
What the number?
This seems to reflect the current estimates floating around right now:
Mind you it's subject to change the further along this thing goes...
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:33 pm
by Topper
Conference I was to attend in April has been cancelled. Was hoping to take the kid racing in the States over Spring break but the new travel restriction screw that.
Maybe I'll curl up on the couch and watch reruns of people playing cards.
Skyo, do you still have any diphtheria blankets? I wouldn't want to get cold.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:19 pm
by Chef Boi RD
If Doyle ever tests positive for Covid, he’ll say “I thought it was just another hangover”
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:55 pm
by Madcombinepilot
Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:38 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:59 am
Only .0014 of people under 55 are dying from this.
HA!
Nope.
Your disagreement is the product of semantics, and my math done on old released numbers.
On the other hand, my valid question of:
"Are Xnumber of deaths worth the price of my entertainment??"
Is still relevant.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:57 pm
by Madcombinepilot
... and while we are updated on the 'current numbers' for corona virus,
... I am gonna go work on my patronavirus hangover for tomorrow.
Cheers!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:15 pm
by Strangelove
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:55 pm
"Are Xnumber of deaths worth the price of my entertainment??"

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:55 pm
by Strangelove
https://sunnybrook.ca/research/media/it ... lated-2020
Research team has isolated the COVID-19 virus
Wow, that was much quicker than expected!
I could be wrong, but I think that means they might have a vaccine within 3-8 months.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:18 pm
by Hockey Widow
I’m now under 14 day quarantine protocol. Fucking Hastings bus......either that or the cherry blossoms.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:38 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:18 pm
I’m now under 14 day quarantine protocol. Fucking Hastings bus......either that or the cherry blossoms.
If you've survived the Hastings bus Wuhan or Tehran should be a piece of cake.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:50 pm
by Strangelove
Every time I see this I rush out and buy another hundred rolls of toilet paper.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:52 pm
by 5thhorseman
I wonder what's the point of prohibiting gatherings of 250 when people are still cramming onto buses? There's higher contagion there than a schoolful of kindergarteners.
Shit HW, you would've been safer on an empty plane to Sweden.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:18 pm
by Hockey Widow
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:52 pm
I wonder what's the point of prohibiting gatherings of 250 when people are still cramming onto buses? There's higher contagion there than a schoolful of kindergarteners.
Shit HW, you would've been safer on an empty plane to Sweden.
Right!!! And I’d have Per to look after me.
Seriously I think it’s a cold or allergies but I can’t get a test because I’m not sick enough.
Canada and US failed miserably. Neither country tested. Now Sophie is positive and Justin won’t test based on science??? He has no symptoms. What a crock of shit. Test everyone who wants one.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:26 pm
by Per
Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:29 pm
NCAA March Madness now cancelled.
Madness, I tell you! Madness!
Then again, it’s just basketball, so no real loss.
Hockey, on the other hand.....

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:07 pm
by Chef Boi RD
How come Doyle never got the virus living next door to Robert the pig farmer wet market?