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Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2026 1:20 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
What it is!

Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:25 am
by Topper
Tampa-Buffalo game had more goals than Scooter this season
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 8:01 am
by JelloPuddingPop
But did it have as many blocked shots?
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 9:12 am
by 2Fingers
Podkozin has more goals than EP.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 4:58 pm
by Lancer
2Fingers wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 9:12 am
Podkozin has more goals than EP.
I don’t know what is more depressing - that fact or the near certainty that Petey couldn’t give a shit if he tried - which we can agree he wouldn’t. He’s getting paid.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 11:26 pm
by Meds
Well…..a 2-0 blanking by Brady’s boys from Ottawa.
Our 1C got 15:26 TOI and a single SOG. The 2 blocks and 1 hit would sure have been helpful if the NHL counted the score like fantasy leagues.
Our 3C got 18:44 TOI and matched the blocks and hits.
Our 2C got 16:10 TOI and came up 1 block shy of matching Petey’s $11.6M worth of production.
I will say that Petey is money well spent in achieving the tankathon goal.