The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Cousin Strawberry]

Blobs serving platter sized bald spot?

[Chef Boi RD]

If you got curly hair like Tom Hanks, combovers are not an option

[Blob Mckenzie]

It’s more like Captain Phillips than Josh Baskin as I approach 50

[Carl Yagro]

No one got the one-eye Rafferty jokes?

[ESQ]

No one got the one-eye Rafferty jokes?

I got them, I just couldn't respond after squirting coffee out my nose all over my screen

[Cousin Strawberry]

If you got curly hair like Tom Hanks, combovers are not an option

Curly hair is indicative of a distracted mind

[Carl Yagro]

If you got curly hair like Tom Hanks, combovers are not an option

They've been able to transplant hairs from other parts of the body onto the head for years now. Just sayin'...

Dime-sized bald spots should not deter guys from going out in pubic anymore.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Pubic hair is ideal for curly haired folks. A bit of gorilla glue and a mitt full of hair and you’re set. If you don’t wash your hair for a while you can get that shit to stick, then you ease into bird baths and eventually a full shower occasionally. Then you monitor another future batch of pubic hair coming in to replace the shit on your dome. It only lasts so long depending on how often you shower. I’m trying to find a use for my tonenails as I grow them out.

[Carl Yagro]

I have no response.

[Mickey107]

Genius

[Strangelove]

Oh and don't expect Auston Matthews chained to the bench in a game 7 with Keefe in charge.

Matthews and Marner were "chained to the bench" for the last 6:49 of tonight's game... an 8-4 loss to the Panthers.

That's 3 losses in a row for your Leaves Tuna, with Mr Andersen yanked for the 2nd time in 3 games.

(sv% .667 tonight, .893 last game, .842 the game before that)

Have they overused Mr Andersen and he's breaking down... or is the leaves defense HORRIBLE?

Rhetorical question Tunes, it's both!

Florida just a point behind the Leaves now in the battle for 3rd in the Atlantic, with a game in hand...

[ESQ]

I wonder what they can get for Sandin at the TDD?

Credit to Dubas, he lotto protected the 1st he gave up to get rid of Marleau. Barely in the playoffs, no D depth and Muzzin's hurt so they can't even unload him at the deadline

[ESQ]

Muzzin and Reilly are both out now, leaving Travis Dermott, Justin Holl, Tyson Barrie, Martin Marincin, Cody Ceci and Sandin on D.

I guess Sandin is safe, Leaves will be sellers at the TDD.

[Chef Boi RD]

3 losses in a row

Keefe benches Matthews and Marner

All is well in the world

[Cousin Strawberry]

Tuna must be up to his armpits in slits by now...hang in there little guy.

Theres always next....



...nevermind