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Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:04 pm
by Strangelove
BigTuna wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:35 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:12 pm Clayton Keller is a much more dynamic player than IIHF Big Ice Nylander. You are as dumb as Dubas if you think otherwise
Nylander beats Keller in every stat with much less TOI, including 1 minute avg less PP per game.
psssst... Keller played in Arizona.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:06 pm
by Strangelove


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You guys gotta watch some of this!

"$116 million Canadian?? IS HE NUTS!!!"

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:07 pm
by Madcombinepilot
Lol.. it's funny watching the media start to turn on marner.. almost like they are being directed or something...

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:12 pm
by Strangelove
Madcombinepilot wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:07 pm Lol.. it's funny watching the media start to turn on marner.. almost like they are being directed or something...
Leaves fans are about ready for a lynching! :drink:

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:37 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:39 pm
by Madcombinepilot
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:37 pm Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning
O'Niel is the quintessential definition of EBL.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:54 pm
by Mickey107
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:37 pm Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning
Good point!

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Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:09 am
by Topper
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:37 pm Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning
His grandmother Fred.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:12 am
by Chef Boi RD
Don’t worry, Lawrence Gilman has got this.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:06 pm
by Strangelove
https://deanblundell.com/sports/nhl/map ... t-of-hand/
PAUL MARNER WANTS THE FOLLOWING FOR HIS SON MITCHELL:

1. Paul wants the crust cut off of all Mitch’s club sandwiches on the road

2. Paul wants Auston Matthews to re-tape Mitch’s sticks between periods

3. Paul wants the intro video before home games to only show Mitch highlights, doesn’t matter if they are from a previous season

4. Paul wants the team to all warm up in Mitch Marner jerseys each home game

5. Paul wants Mitch to average more ice time than Auston Matthews, even if it means Mitch takes a shift on defence

6. Paul wants Mitch to have a bowl of MnM peanuts in his locker at all times, and only the blue ones

7. Paul wants Mitch to be allowed to change his number before any game he chooses, just in case he feels like going Sundin or Gilmour for a night

8. Paul wants a translator to be hired for Mitch, to follow him around at all times, so he never has to answer to the media and can just pretend he doesn’t know English and speak directly to the translator only

9. Paul wants all Starbucks baristas to put “Mitch>Auston” on his pre-game coffee cups

10. If the Maple leaves get put out in the first round of the playoffs again, Paul Marner wants a coaching job next season

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:05 pm
by SKYO
DREGSTER:


Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.
($10.893M x 6 years)

DOMINOES

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:16 pm
by Strangelove
SKYO wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:05 pm Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.
($10.893M x 6 years)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Leaves in the top 5 of NHL forwards cap hits!!!

Matthews is slated to become a UFA at 26, Marner at 28.

McDave will be 29, Panarin and Tavares 34.

Matthews and Marner set records for most money + least # of UFA years given up!

Dufus won't be able to sit down for a month...

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:32 pm
by Carl Yagro
4 guys eating up over 50% of the cap.

Dumbass spending all that time "negotiating" only to get bent over again and again.

The rest of the league's GMs are rolling their eyes because not only are the Leaves fucking themselves over, it's created a terrible trend where all the RFAs are now going to get paid even more than is necessary.

...and people were saying Benning & Linden were neophytes? The Bennings have 50 years in the biz and at least Trev had business success in the real-world.

Shanny and Dumbass are completely overmatched. What the hell is genius capologist Gilman doing?

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:35 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Matthews will have 8 excellent years of hockey left in him when he becomes a UFA, in his prime years his late 20’s he will be lacing up in Arizona. LMAO!!!.

See you in Vancouver next year, Tyson Barrie, lol.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:38 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
You'd think that collection of playoff no shows had actually won something...anything at all...to justify topping the league in payroll.

Heres top dollar boys...now get back out there and lose another first round series!