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2Fingers wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:51 pmAs do I.

No no, he's got too much regard to make us these next fucking guys.

I would've accepted a scouting or assistant to travelling secretary role, but I'll take it as a compliment.

2Fingers wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:51 pmAs do I.

Food and Beverage Services.

theman wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:44 pm Well, I feel left out.

Sleep Doctor and Travel Coordinator.

Mëds wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 5:45 pm President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.

Blob McKenzie - Director of Media Relations.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 7:10 pm

theman wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:44 pm Well, I feel left out.

Sleep Doctor and Travel Coordinator.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, let me sleep on it.

I don't work for cunts.

Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 7:43 pm I don't work for cunts.

Don't worry, I don't hire them.

Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 7:43 pm I don't work for cunts.

That's why I put you directly under Donny.....you could sell it to yourself as working for him instead. Unless you mean to say that he's......

Sorry to all of those of you who felt left out.....

I didn't wanna take the time to fill every position. I'll amend it later.

Amended.....

Owner: Brian
President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Director of Season Ticket Holder Relations: DBR
Director of Marketing:
Vice President, DEI Hiring: 5thhorseman
Vice President, Community Relations: Blobcat
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.
Manager, Wines and Spirits: 2Fingers
Manager, Turncoats and Traitors: BCExpat
Hockey God Liaison: Strangelove
Special Assistant to HG Liaison: Rumsfeld, EPC, Wheeler

Head Coach: MCP
Associate Coach: Nuckertuzzi
Assistant Coach (Defense): Lancer
Assistant Coach (Special Teams: Tciso
Video Coach: Cookie
Goaltending Coach: theman (I mean, it's in the name)
Equipment Manager: Cherries

Visitors Dressing Room Attendant: ODB

Zamboni Driver (For Maple Leaf Games): JelloPuddingPop

Mëds wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 9:49 pm Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost

Flattered, but I'd be in over my head.

I think the way I could best help the team would be "co-ordinator, on-ice martial arts training program".
(even with just a single black belt)

I'd be in charge of hiring the full-time assistant coaches for this phase of skills development, as well as bringing in guest instructors.

"It's part of the game."

- Gary Bettman

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 4:07 am https://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vi ... 59#p613759

...but you still accept cunts as friends correct?

cross that bridge when you come to it