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Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2026 11:45 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Jarrito's Mexicola and Crown Royal harvest edition on ice is my summer beverage of choice whilst I floateth in thy pooleth
It's the bread on the america sandwich drink
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2026 12:22 pm
by 5thhorseman
Apparently there's a thing where guys ejaculate on women in Dollar Tree stores and post about it online. Even a Dollar Tree employee has been caught jerking off behind the cash register. It's getting harder and harder for poor people.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng- ... ult-gooner
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2026 4:41 pm
by donlever
...well, at least we know what some ex CC users are (allegedly) up to these days....thanks for that one 5th...
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2026 6:35 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
"Cum Sharking" though
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2026 10:45 am
by 2Fingers
There are 2 days that are not 24 hours.
The day you are born.
The day you die.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2026 7:00 pm
by Meds
Well that would imply that days are measured by individual experience, which would mean that someone born at 8:35AM experiences their “midnight” at that 8:35AM forever, ergo, only one day isn’t 24 hours.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2026 9:26 pm
by Aaronp18
What if you’re born at midnight and die at midnight?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2026 9:48 pm
by Meds
Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 05, 2026 9:26 pm
What if you’re born at midnight and die at midnight?
Exceptions to every rule I suppose.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2026 6:29 pm
by donlever
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2026 6:35 pm
by rats19
Farg…. Uk is so farged… we better watch ourselves also..
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2026 9:03 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Just got back from a week on the island camping on lake Cow.
Where the fuck did all the people come from?????
Flew into Vic and drove up with family. Every road at all hours of the day and night is choked with rivers of humanity scurrying to and fro. Sidney, snatchitchton, Vic, Duncan and all the way up into the bush....hordes of people.
What the fuck is going on???? It's more than just summer. I lived there so know what summer traffic is like but this was something seriously apocalyptic. People living on southern Van isle must be losing their minds
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2026 10:33 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Lever my WestJet flying ghetto bus cruised low over your pad last Friday around 7pm. Did you happen to spot me in the first window behind the wing starboard side snidely glowering down upon thee?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 8:15 am
by BCExpat
Leves was probably out on the prairies mustering up work and managing existing contracts.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 8:39 am
by donlever
Leves was in Alberta week before last.
I was indeed on SSI this week and was successfully able to dodge Cuz's flung shitballs.
Leves unfortunately has to go to Toronto next week.
(...speaking of shitballs...)
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 10:06 am
by Cousin Strawberry
If you cruise out where all the dunbfucks are (where I live lol) you can see all the seppies and their proclamations of retardation.
Ya have to wonder if they know just how retarded they really are
