Canucks Young Guns

[Chef Boi RD]

Sergachev looked pretty good in the recent beatdown

He’s OK, he’s not great if that’s what you think.

[Blob Mckenzie]

The point is that Razor Thin Olaf needs to make his mark here fairly soon. He was the 5th overall pick four years ago. I wasn’t saying who I wanted instead.... the list is too long lol. Just that so many guys drafted around him are already NHL regulars who are contributing to their teams. An NHL career is only so long.

He’s 6 months older than Elias Pettersson ffs. just stop it Blob. He was young for his draft class. He’s 21 and doesn’t turn 22 until May. You’re a beauty buddy. He’s had two untimely surgeries/injuries that has fucked with his development

Well Duh obviously I’m a beauty.


He needs to get moving with his career. The recent stats are encouraging. Hopefully he can get here soon.

I guess you’re off to the Black Bear to meet Crazy Lennie for a flap of bump and crush a few pints with the old DTES pub crawl crew. Maybe slide back to one of your broseph’s place and make another call. You twerk and twitch and sweat like pigs sniffling and snorting while dreading going home for dinner and all the while drinking like a young Sioux brave on his first night away from the reservation.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Is it bump-o-clock yet chef?

[Chef Boi RD]

Is it bump-o-clock yet chef?

Listen Fur Trapper shouldn’t you be out setting traps, chopping firewood. All those sorta things you hillbillies do in the outer regions of western civilization?

[Chef Boi RD]

The point is that Razor Thin Olaf needs to make his mark here fairly soon. He was the 5th overall pick four years ago. I wasn’t saying who I wanted instead.... the list is too long lol. Just that so many guys drafted around him are already NHL regulars who are contributing to their teams. An NHL career is only so long.

He’s 6 months older than Elias Pettersson ffs. just stop it Blob. He was young for his draft class. He’s 21 and doesn’t turn 22 until May. You’re a beauty buddy. He’s had two untimely surgeries/injuries that has fucked with his development

Well Duh obviously I’m a beauty.


He needs to get moving with his career. The recent stats are encouraging. Hopefully he can get here soon.

I’m off to the Arms to meet Crazy Lennie for a flap of bump and crush a few pints with the old DTES pub crawl crew. Maybe slide back to one of my broseph’s place and make another call. We’ll be twerking and twitching and sweating like pigs sniffling and snorting while dreading going home for dinner and all the while drinking like a young Sioux brave on his first night away from the reservation.

That a Boi, Doyle

[Strangelove]

Canucks Prospects @NHLVanProspects
Olli Juolevi now with 10 Points in his last 10 Games, and is a +10 over that time.

6:32 PM · Jan 17, 2020·

+10 in 10 games?

I just checked... now he's up to minus 2.

Remember when Blob pointed out last month he was minus 342?

Plus/minus is Blobby's favorite stat.

[Blob Mckenzie]

The point is that Razor Thin Olaf needs to make his mark here fairly soon. He was the 5th overall pick four years ago. I wasn’t saying who I wanted instead.... the list is too long lol. Just that so many guys drafted around him are already NHL regulars who are contributing to their teams. An NHL career is only so long.

He’s 6 months older than Elias Pettersson ffs. just stop it Blob. He was young for his draft class. He’s 21 and doesn’t turn 22 until May. You’re a beauty buddy. He’s had two untimely surgeries/injuries that has fucked with his development

Well Duh obviously I’m a beauty.


He needs to get moving with his career. The recent stats are encouraging. Hopefully he can get here soon.

I’m off to the Arms to meet Crazy Lennie for a flap of bump and crush a few pints with the old DTES pub crawl crew. Maybe slide back to one of my broseph’s place and make another call. We’ll be twerking and twitching and sweating like pigs sniffling and snorting while dreading going home for dinner and all the while drinking like a young Sioux brave on his first night away from the reservation.

That a Boi, Doyle

I was hoping for a better response. Not expecting.... but hoping.

[Chef Boi RD]

Canucks Prospects @NHLVanProspects
Olli Juolevi now with 10 Points in his last 10 Games, and is a +10 over that time.

6:32 PM · Jan 17, 2020·

+10 in 10 games?

I just checked... now he's up to minus 2.

Remember when Blob pointed out last month he was minus 342?

Plus/minus is Blobby's favorite stat.

I thought it was minus 343? Either way, what I don’t understand is that Bubbles has come down on ole Chef many times in the past for me bringing up a plus/minus stat with him saying “plus/ minus mean nothing anymore!”. Along those lines Doc, along those lines. He was so adamant about it, headstrong! Stubborn as an Ox!

[Blob Mckenzie]

+\- when used in a proper context can be useful. Problem is the posters usually blabbering about it usually don’t know what they’re talking about. If these posters didn’t learn to whistle, they wouldn’t know which end to wipe.

[Chef Boi RD]

+\- when used in a proper context can be useful. Problem is the posters usually blabbering about it usually don’t know what they’re talking about.

Please explain further as I wait with bated breath.

Show your math!

Learned me

[Strangelove]

+\- when used in a proper context can be useful. Problem is the posters usually blabbering about it usually don’t know what they’re talking about.

Please explain further as I wait with bated breath.

Show your math!

Learned me

+1

Blob, I'll have you know I can whistle out my butt... which is a plus.

[Blob Mckenzie]

+\- when used in a proper context can be useful. Problem is the posters usually blabbering about it usually don’t know what they’re talking about.

Please explain further as I wait with bated breath.

Show your math!

Learned me

+1

Blob, I'll have you know I can whistle out my butt... which is a plus.

Yuck that’s what Gomer said.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Stats also supposedly tell us stretcher has positive possession numbers but the eye says otherwise

[Cousin Strawberry]

Is it bump-o-clock yet chef?

Listen Fur Trapper shouldn’t you be out setting traps, chopping firewood. All those sorta things you hillbillies do in the outer regions of western civilization?

Yes. My snares were bulging

[Chef Boi RD]

Canucks have like 5 players in the top scoring of the AHL. And Lind is one of them

Nothing but good things being said about Olli’s game of late