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Nice to see Canuck fans in such a good space of.chirps and general hilarity following a loss and what could be one of many in a tough January.

Embracing the hope....

I hope they don't screw it up....

They are 8 points back from WC2 with no games in hand. How can management/ownership think of anything else than a sell off?

Ineptitude?

I have a porcupine that's chewing the fuck out of my spruce tree and the dog was after it like an idiot. I was whacking it with a hockey stick lol

Little fuckers aren't afraid it turns out

So let's get this straight.....

Putters for the hedgehogs...

Hockey Sticks for the Porkers...

Rifle for the Coyotes...

No shooting at all in November...

I'm on the right path here?

The badger got the putter (no hedgehogs in Canada)



I had to get the hockey stick for the porky cuz I wanted a longer thumper in case he does that reverse quill lunge thing. I dunno I'm a coastie like you how the fuck would I know how to beat on a porcupine???

Fair....

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:51 pm I have a porcupine that's chewing the fuck out of my spruce tree and the dog was after it like an idiot. I was whacking it with a hockey stick lol

Little fuckers aren't afraid it turns out

Crazy! I’ve never seen a porcupine in real life. How big was it? Do you have a pic?

I’d be terrified of my pup charging one, that’s a helluva painful night at the vet.

BoS wrote: ↑Tue Jan 06, 2026 10:14 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:51 pm I have a porcupine that's chewing the fuck out of my spruce tree and the dog was after it like an idiot. I was whacking it with a hockey stick lol

Little fuckers aren't afraid it turns out

Crazy! I’ve never seen a porcupine in real life. How big was it? Do you have a pic?

I’d be terrified of my pup charging one, that’s a helluva painful night at the vet.

It comes back every night so I'll try to get a picture of it.

They are waaay bigger than I thought. I'd guess it's 30 - 40 lbs. It's body is almost as round as a rain barrel is wide if that makes sense. (I know this because it was sitting next to one of mine that was on its side)

I’ve been told if cooked right, it is quite delicious.

Perhaps Topper has more knowledge?

Jesus...don't be suggesting Topper has more knowledge in an all encompassing statement like that.

He already thinks it, we can not be adding to his ego.

We will never hear the end of it from him.

Food knowledge Topper....

BoS wrote: ↑Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:57 am I’ve been told if cooked right, it is quite delicious.

Perhaps Topper has more knowledge?

I've heard the same. Also doesn't hurt that they're slow moving.

Saw my one and only porcupine this past summer in the Rockies.