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5thhorseman wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:41 am Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."


Just a reaction to all of the overreaching abortion legislation.

Blackmon told Newsweek that the bill is meant to "point out the double standards in legislation."

"When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar," Blackmon told Newsweek. "I am trying to figure out when it is okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home. Apparently, it is when the laws regulate men."
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5thhorseman wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:41 am Dems be crazy too. This one from Mississippi wants to ban masturbation.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... rcna188938

Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.
I guess Cuz won't be moving to Mississippi any time soon :lol:
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Cornuck wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:28 am Just a reaction to all of the overreaching abortion legislation.
Blackmon told Newsweek that the bill is meant to "point out the double standards in legislation."

"When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar," Blackmon told Newsweek. "I am trying to figure out when it is okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home. Apparently, it is when the laws regulate men."
Yes, a great piece of satire! Mississippi doesn't currently have a contraception ban so possibly this move is prophylactic.
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BCExpat wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:28 am I guess Cuz won't be moving to Mississippi any time soon :lol:
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BCExpat wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:28 am
5thhorseman wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:41 am Dems be crazy too. This one from Mississippi wants to ban masturbation.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... rcna188938

Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.
I guess Cuz won't be moving to Mississippi any time soon :lol:
Fuck no. That would mean no blowjobs, no facials, no jellyfish on her bellysquish...

Don't even get me going on ass fuckin....

How backwards can ya get!
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:48 pm
BCExpat wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:28 am
5thhorseman wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:41 am Dems be crazy too. This one from Mississippi wants to ban masturbation.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politi ... rcna188938

Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.
I guess Cuz won't be moving to Mississippi any time soon :lol:
Fuck no. That would mean no blowjobs, no facials, no jellyfish on her bellysquish...

Don't even get me going on ass fuckin....

How backwards can ya get!
Maybe they’ll put in a Multiple Manatees exception for ya Cuz…..
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I've been to the south many years ago, there be manatees-o-plenty
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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
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Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
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Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:53 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
Hey, look over there....
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Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:53 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
You guys are having a real gas with these puns.
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Cornuck wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:56 pm
Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:53 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
You guys are having a real gas with these puns.
That wasn’t very woke-left of you Corn…..

😈😜
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Cornuck wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:56 pm
Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:53 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
You guys are having a real gas with these puns.
...how long until it flames out?
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Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 1:00 pm
Cornuck wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:56 pm
Mëds wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:53 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:50 am International Holocaust Survivor Day.

Anyone getting a tattoo to commemorate the day?
Was gonna bake something…..
You guys are having a real gas with these puns.
That wasn’t very woke-left of you Corn…..

😈😜
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