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He must have fingers like English Bangers

Too many sweets make you sour.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:05 am

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:45 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:03 am Gesus I know why tantalum turned so bitter. He’s apparently 292 pounds. LOL!!! He’s lived in the States too long I guess. What a fucking glutton!

Where is the info coming from?

The GDT vs the Ducks.

Getting that fat would make me angry as well so I kinda get why he might be sour

I got fatter than that! But I just got Jollier... not sourer.

Eddy Punch Clock wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:24 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:05 am

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:45 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:03 am Gesus I know why tantalum turned so bitter. He’s apparently 292 pounds. LOL!!! He’s lived in the States too long I guess. What a fucking glutton!

Where is the info coming from?

The GDT vs the Ducks.

Getting that fat would make me angry as well so I kinda get why he might be sour

I got fatter than that! But I just got Jollier... not sourer.

Is that why you left us? You thought we wouldn’t love you as much...

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:42 pm

Eddy Punch Clock wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:24 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:05 am

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:45 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:03 am Gesus I know why tantalum turned so bitter. He’s apparently 292 pounds. LOL!!! He’s lived in the States too long I guess. What a fucking glutton!

Where is the info coming from?

The GDT vs the Ducks.

Getting that fat would make me angry as well so I kinda get why he might be sour

I got fatter than that! But I just got Jollier... not sourer.

Is that why you left us? You thought we wouldn’t love you as much...

Kinda... (sniff sniff...shuffles feet)

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

Thats what my girlfriend used to call them anyways.

A shocker...I know.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

You spend a lot of time comparing men's finger to sausage sizes.

I know a lot of women who do that.

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:53 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

You spend a lot of time comparing men's finger to sausage sizes.

I know a lot of women who do that.

One post now = “a lot of time”

PG Canuck at HF is busting my gut. Great comic relief.

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:09 am PG Canuck at HF is busting my gut. Great comic relief.

What is he saying?

He’s another douchebag mod that is a card carrying piss posse member

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:11 am

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:09 am PG Canuck at HF is busting my gut. Great comic relief.

What is he saying?

He’s another douchebag mod that is a card carrying piss posse member

He’s the worst of the mods there. He hates Benning more than MS, intagibos, Melvin, Dim Jim, Jack Burton, Hollywood Burrows, Y2K combined. He’s the reason why a lot of Benning defenders get booted. A dip shit beyond dip shits

Lol throw that Pavel96 idiot and the knob Prosthetic Conscience on that pile of fecal matter as well. I’m wondering how many of those poor souls we crushed at central back in the day. They couldn’t handle the Wild West. Hell that group would get their lunch handed to them here.

Pauser/y2k got murdered there and here
MS ran away crying after THINKER and BLOB bootfucked him into oblivion

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:36 am Lol throw that Pavel96 idiot and the knob Prosthetic Conscience on that pile of fecal matter as well. I’m wondering how many of those poor souls we crushed at central back in the day. They couldn’t handle the Wild West. Hell that group would get their lunch handed to them here.

Pauser/y2k got murdered there and here
MS ran away crying after THINKER and BLOB bootfucked him into oblivion

It’s easy to find the HF piss posse, just look for threads relating to the Tank and Management. They are all consoling each other in them threads and come out of hiding when events like GoalieGate occur. They are dying a slow death as Bennings work is starting to pay dividends.

But what’s even more gut busting is that they are all circling around Markstrom (a Gillis player) calling him the MVP of the year. The GillisBros are grasping at straws holding on for dear life.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:26 am

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:53 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

You spend a lot of time comparing men's finger to sausage sizes.

I know a lot of women who do that.

One post now = “a lot of time”

Oh, did I use hyperbole? How obnoxious of me. I sincerely hope you are not butt hurt.

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:58 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:26 am

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:53 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

You spend a lot of time comparing men's finger to sausage sizes.

I know a lot of women who do that.

One post now = “a lot of time”

Oh, did I use hyperbole? How obnoxious of me. I sincerely hope you are not butt hurt.

I’m enraged.