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Rossi on IR, Bains recalled.

The Bains of all Canucks fans

(Although he is certainly tank approved)

Circling the drain in the salle de Bains.

Reaching pretty 'deep for these puns

...reaching that deep can result in extremely deep rooted Bains.

In hindsight, mgmt did reach pretty arshdeep for this player and their faith in in him is unhealthy and sikh... leaving fans no choice but to make pun jabs whenever he's in the lineup.

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 02, 2026 10:55 am Circling the drain in the salle de Bains.

Nice one!

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Jan 02, 2026 11:30 am In hindsight, mgmt did reach pretty arshdeep for this player and their faith in in him is unhealthy and sikh... leaving fans no choice but to make pun jabs whenever he's in the lineup.

If I wrote that all you’d get to see was MOD EDIT

Really? After all of the un-PC and un-woke jokes we've made here?

So, gender, sexual orientation, trans, religious stereotypes against Muslims, racial stereotypes against many ethnicities like East Asians, commie bastard Russians, unhinged politics... ok.

Zionists, Israeli Jews supporting G-side, blacks, sorry African Americans... no way. Anything else?

I hate to have explain puns as they're supposed to be low-brow.

His parents are from the Punjab state located in both India and Pakistan. We here often engage in puns and jabs (<- Punjabs). Their faith is the Sikhism religion. They are Sihks (<- pronounced like 'Sick').

If mods want to edit, I have no problem. Mod my call center jokes too. But have a clear line of what and what isn't allowed. Terrible jokes should be immediately deleted. That's fine. Purge it guys.

Lol...you're on a wax poetic rant based on something Cuz said?

Just when I thought I was, Bainser pulls me back in

The Bains of your existence Megs?

My gawd this thread though

donlever wrote: ↑Fri Jan 02, 2026 2:37 pm Lol...you're on a wax poetic rant based on something Cuz said?

Finally getting the respect I deserve!

You get all the respect you deserve.