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Per wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:20 am I know it's off season, but shouldn't we try to keep the bar talk in the bar?

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:26 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:14 pm The clipboard was nothing more than a security blanket for him, his teddy bear. It was maddening I’m getting mad now just thinking about it

I think you and Willy should have a fist fight. Right on the corner of your old stomping grounds; Hastings and Heatley? Just throw down and trade punches. He would dance around your sloppy roundhouses and feed you a mouthful of red chicklets. You in a leather vest and spandex, him in a vintage Indian Sweater and 501 Levi’s ...... a ring of supporters circling the main event. Could you take him Chef???? Or will you be waving the refs in to stop the beating?

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:16 am Couple of thoughts...

First, in a battle between Willie D and Chef Boi R D, the shine is going to be off someone's D when it's all over.

Second, about the spandex. This an old skullet tossing trick. The tightness of the spandex makes it hard to get a good grip and the texture protects against sidewalk rash if you do hit the pavement. This clearly isn't the Chef's first rodeo.

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:13 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:16 am Couple of thoughts...

First, in a battle between Willie D and Chef Boi R D, the shine is going to be off someone's D when it's all over.

Second, about the spandex. This an old skullet tossing trick. The tightness of the spandex makes it hard to get a good grip and the texture protects against sidewalk rash if you do hit the pavement. This clearly isn't the Chef's first rodeo.

The Chef knows every nook and cranny of the DTES. He will have his posse there armed with broken bottles, needles and brass knuckles. He will have a skulleted budddy following him with a ghetto blaster cranking out Black Sabbath while he clomps into the ring in his Daytons.

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:29 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:13 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:16 am Couple of thoughts...

First, in a battle between Willie D and Chef Boi R D, the shine is going to be off someone's D when it's all over.

Second, about the spandex. This an old skullet tossing trick. The tightness of the spandex makes it hard to get a good grip and the texture protects against sidewalk rash if you do hit the pavement. This clearly isn't the Chef's first rodeo.

The Chef knows every nook and cranny of the DTES. He will have his posse there armed with broken bottles, needles and brass knuckles. He will have a skulleted budddy following him with a ghetto blaster cranking out Black Sabbath while he clomps into the ring in his Daytons.

Do not confuse me with Docs Clark Park scene of makinaws and Dayton’s - the inner city red necks. Think Stallone Lords of Flatbush circa, the Bowery Boys, Bronx/Brooklynn

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:29 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:13 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:16 am Couple of thoughts...

First, in a battle between Willie D and Chef Boi R D, the shine is going to be off someone's D when it's all over.

Second, about the spandex. This an old skullet tossing trick. The tightness of the spandex makes it hard to get a good grip and the texture protects against sidewalk rash if you do hit the pavement. This clearly isn't the Chef's first rodeo.

The Chef knows every nook and cranny of the DTES. He will have his posse there armed with broken bottles, needles and brass knuckles. He will have a skulleted budddy following him with a ghetto blaster cranking out Black Sabbath while he clomps into the ring in his Daytons.

Do not confuse me with Docs Clark Park scene of makinaws and Dayton’s - the inner city red necks. Think Stallone Lords of Flatbush circa, the Bowery Boys, Bronx/Brooklynn

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:56 am
Teenage Chefs' wall poster hall of fame:

Lars Ulrich
Ronnie James Dio
Devin Townsend
Shane Embury
Riff Raff
Jesse Ventura
Hulk Hogan

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QX41BkZ

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:34 am Lol. So, JD burke lost his pyjamas in Twitter because Petey is supposed to be on Spittnchiclets.

It was a typical JD post. The other crew should be losing their shit over it.

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:56 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:29 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:13 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:16 am Couple of thoughts...

First, in a battle between Willie D and Chef Boi R D, the shine is going to be off someone's D when it's all over.

Second, about the spandex. This an old skullet tossing trick. The tightness of the spandex makes it hard to get a good grip and the texture protects against sidewalk rash if you do hit the pavement. This clearly isn't the Chef's first rodeo.

The Chef knows every nook and cranny of the DTES. He will have his posse there armed with broken bottles, needles and brass knuckles. He will have a skulleted budddy following him with a ghetto blaster cranking out Black Sabbath while he clomps into the ring in his Daytons.

Do not confuse me with Docs Clark Park scene of makinaws and Dayton’s - the inner city red necks. Think Stallone Lords of Flatbush circa, the Bowery Boys, Bronx/Brooklynn

Teenage Chefs' wall poster hall of fame:

Lars Ulrich
Ronnie James Dio
Devin Townsend
Shane Embury
Riff Raff
Jesse Ventura
Hulk Hogan

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QX41BkZ

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:31 pm

Per wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:10 am

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:01 pm

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:38 pm That’s the most PC description of armpit farts I ever heard.

It's a family forum MCP. I have forgotten that myself a time or two, but thankfully not this time.

Speaking of hockey's culture carriers, here's a couple of photos of the grain elevators of Kole Lind's hometown of Shaunavon.

Kole hales from a two elevator town.



Jimmy was pretty impressed by the sight of the 'C' elevator when he drove out to meet Kole and his folks. Drafting Kole was a foregone conclusion.

Wow!

Having spent a year in Iowa, I realize just how impressive that is....

Lol. Per, those at the LITTLE ones!!