Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

[donlever]

Lol

[Cookie La Rue]

nice staff. Would show them how to score just with 90ies XXXL videoclips. Gina Wild or Teresa Orlovski trick shots.

[Madcombinepilot]

Amended.....

Owner: Brian
President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Director of Season Ticket Holder Relations: DBR
Director of Marketing:
Vice President, DEI Hiring: 5thhorseman
Vice President, Community Relations: Blobcat
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.
Manager, Wines and Spirits: 2Fingers
Manager, Turncoats and Traitors: BCExpat
Hockey God Liaison: Strangelove
Special Assistant to HG Liaison: Rumsfeld, EPC, Wheeler

Head Coach: MCP
Associate Coach: Nuckertuzzi
Assistant Coach (Defense): Lancer
Assistant Coach (Special Teams: Tciso
Video Coach: Cookie
Goaltending Coach: theman (I mean, it's in the name)
Equipment Manager: Cherries

Visitors Dressing Room Attendant: ODB

Zamboni Driver (For Maple Leaf Games): JelloPuddingPop

Fuck. I get fired first.

[Cookie La Rue]

Just if you're first in my office what you wish for.
The video analysis is just for players.

Btw is it VHS or Beta2000?

[Meds]

Just if you're first in my office what you wish for.
The video analysis is just for players.

Btw is it VHS or Beta2000?

With Topper as GM and HW as his advisor…..it’s definitely VHS.

[Cookie La Rue]

Thanks i wanna be prepared.

[Aaronp18]

So we gonna have a GM in place for our lotto win next week?

[Topper]

So we gonna have a GM in place for our lotto win next week?

Nigel Tufnel