Past Canuck Players

[Topper]

Lil' Trojan being a good leaf

https://www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articles ... 4_43728470

[Tciso]

Only 145 blocked shots. Certainly isn't worthy of a 1C on my team!

145 times EP40 was silently hoping "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".

[Carl Yagro]

... "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".

How apropos. How many CCers are considering going out to block a shot now?

[Megaterio Llamas]

... "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".

How apropos. How many CCers are considering going out to block a shot now?

I'm first in line Carl. The noon media event today killed all hope for this franchise.

[Topper]

Get the lead out

[Tciso]

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.

Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.

[donlever]

Morbid.

Cryptic.

[Lancer]

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.

Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.

Gotta admit, that just warmed my black heart.

[Carl Yagro]

Tciso driving around in an EV silently hunting scooters...

I bet he was the one who hit Yann Sauve all those years ago.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.

Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.

Jesus



You don't skewer gophers with pitchforks do you?

[Meds]

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the cerebellum. Every goes dark.

Voila. 11.6 in cap room. Prayers answered.

Jesus



You don't skewer gophers with pitchforks do you?

In all honesty, that one may need to go in The Hall.

[Carl Yagro]

I was going to suggest the mods to put Tciso's post into a new Hall of Shame thread... so wickedly dark.

I feel unsafe now walking outside, knowing Tciso is cruising around trying to clear cap space.