We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:04 pm Is COVID19 sexist?

The reason I ask is that you are not supposed to touch your mouth or eyes yet when a guy has to pee he has to hold on to something, so.....
Oh I didn't realize you were also coming out of the closet today too....congrats Reefer2
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:08 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:04 pm Is COVID19 sexist?

The reason I ask is that you are not supposed to touch your mouth or eyes yet when a guy has to pee he has to hold on to something, so.....
Oh I didn't realize you were also coming out of the closet today too....congrats Reefer2
Yes I am happy!

But being called gay doesn't bother me so go crazy with it.
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Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:10 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:08 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:04 pm Is COVID19 sexist?

The reason I ask is that you are not supposed to touch your mouth or eyes yet when a guy has to pee he has to hold on to something, so.....
Oh I didn't realize you were also coming out of the closet today too....congrats Reefer2
Yes I am happy!

But being called gay doesn't bother me so go crazy with it.
Well I'm glad you're happy to finally be the man you really want to be. Society will always look down on the gays so if it doesn't bother you its all good.
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:13 pm a
Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:10 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:08 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:04 pm Is COVID19 sexist?

The reason I ask is that you are not supposed to touch your mouth or eyes yet when a guy has to pee he has to hold on to something, so.....
Oh I didn't realize you were also coming out of the closet today too....congrats Reefer2
Yes I am happy!

But being called gay doesn't bother me so go crazy with it.
Well I'm glad you're happy to finally be the man you really want to be. Society will always look down on the gays so if it doesn't bother you its all good.
I am not gay but it does not bother me if someone tries to insult me by using that word. Just think it shows more ignorance on the person using the word I guess. I know that most times it is used here it is used in jest yet some people may not like it.
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Reefer2 is the classiest gimp in the history of gimpkind!

(but he's in denial)
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WTF is with the name change Reef?
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:29 pm WTF is with the name change Reef?
It reflects the true inner me and love for whisky.
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2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:04 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:29 pm WTF is with the name change Reef?
It reflects the true inner me and love for whisky.
So you like fingers in your ass while lit up on whiskey?

You thought that would be a good handle? :?
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:wow: Not sure fingers knew the level that can be attained here.... he did set himself up quite well though.
The vacuum just sucked us right in there.

There was no choice actually, no options at all :wink:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:49 pm
2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:04 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:29 pm WTF is with the name change Reef?
It reflects the true inner me and love for whisky.
So you like fingers in your ass while lit up on whiskey?

You thought that would be a good handle? :?
:lol:

Seriously though, anything was better than "Reefer" and that Nemo avatar...
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:49 pm
2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:04 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:29 pm WTF is with the name change Reef?
It reflects the true inner me and love for whisky.
So you like fingers in your ass while lit up on whiskey?

You thought that would be a good handle? :?
Now did I say that?

But I have heard you should ask her to remove the fake finger nails as they can come off while inside.
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Strangelove wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:26 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:49 pm
2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:04 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:29 pm WTF is with the name change Reef?
It reflects the true inner me and love for whisky.
So you like fingers in your ass while lit up on whiskey?

You thought that would be a good handle? :?
:lol:

Seriously though, anything was better than "Reefer" and that Nemo avatar...
What was wrong with my fish?

It was the only thing left from my first marriage.
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2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:33 pm What was wrong with my fish?
Well, it was gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

What I'm trying to say is it was extremely gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

It was galling. There I said it. :look:

2Fingers wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:33 pm It was the only thing left from my first marriage.
That fish looked lonely and weak, but mostly just... sad.

Yes it was a pathetically sad fish!

The fact you used that for a decade after your wife MURDERED ALL YOUR FISH

... made it all the more sadder. :(
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You should have let us choose your handle+avy Reef.

If you were going whisky, something like...

Jack Daniels? Jim Beam? Johnny Walker? Jose Cuervo? Gassy Jack?

With maybe a full glass of whisky on the rocks for an avatar?
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