Cliff Fletcher, former Flames and Leaves GM. 90.

Holy heck, what a comeback!

We got ourselves a series.

They pretended to be the wait staff.

You can be certain the Baldies didn't leave a tip.

This might be jumping the gun a bit, but what do y'all think happens to the 'Canes and Brind'Amour if they can't close this out after eight consecutive tries with four Conference Finals and finally a Finals? Where do they go from here? What tweaks can they make? There's still a window, but it might ...

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2026 5:33 pm Anew a Gnu named Gary...

Who Gnu an Agnew named Gary, was once an associate coach in Abby?

As senior executive adviser, hockey operations, I hope Mats will advise his GM to make this historic pick. Their fans will hate this... and we will love it.

Keep repeating yourself anew, Don.

Hoping for Sundin to create a big splash by making a Swede only the second 1st overall pick in draft history...

Apparently the Canucks only talked to their top four at the combine. That would be McKenna, Stenberg, Malhotra, and Reid. I guess trading down isn't in the picture. What, Viggo didn't receive his invite in time? They probably took McKenna to a family restaurant without a liquor license. Stenberg ...

I'm with you on that one, Cousin. 29yo, consistent producer, speed to burn. But if he wants out of Detroit, likely for lack of ever playing in the postseason... well, this ain't the town for him either. No way he waives for this shite-show to continue wasting his prime. At least this would ensure Q ...

If this alternate reality ever happens and McKenna does indeed fall to us at #3... and TNFGs STILL take Manny's nepo kid for whatever the fuck reasons... this will just reconfirm that this effin' franchise is not at all serious. I would lose all respect for Hank/Dank and what little I had for RJ and ...

Will out-working all the other teams in the league bring this fanbase the success that it's been craving for 57 years?

We'll see... I'll keep one eye opened.

Sure, but did you forget that this was one of the worst all-time teams in history? We're trying to bring in skill for the foreseeable future. We've been talking about needing the kill to protect that skill, so what's DPete going to do? Get fighting lessons from MeatPetey on how to protect his chin ...

If Torts wins his 2nd cup, look for teams to say fuck no to "safe spaces".

Only in pr0n can you succeed with a bunch of p***ies.

This team needs some beef. Go make a Costco run and grab a Jackeye steak.

These vegan Meat Pettys have made this franchise weak and sick.

You're mistaken, Mëds.

Edler was brought in to be the goalie coach.

Expect such a resurgence from Lanky that even ol' Leves can't complain about that contract anymore.



Honestly, I don't think there would be much effect if all 3 Peteys were suddenly no longer on this roster.