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by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:36 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

Do a sign-n-trade deal with the Canes to get an 8-yr deal to bring down the AAV. $8M x 8. The first 5 years will probably go well. Then ship him off to Robidas Island. :mex: Yep this is what I think will happen. Likely some negotiating on what the compensation will be behind closed doors, but the C...
by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:31 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

Do a sign-n-trade deal with the Canes to get an 8-yr deal to bring down the AAV. $8M x 8. The first 5 years will probably go well. Then ship him off to Robidas Island. :mex: That and offer an extra year for Myers, Zadorov and Blueger types. Example: Myers asking for $3mil per next 2, offer $7.5 ove...
by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:27 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

The team took a significant down turn last season when Joshua was injured. Maybe management has a plan to replace the grit this team seems to be losing, but Jake Guentzel as a smaller, not particularly fast sniper taking around nine million of cap space on the wrong side of the age chart seems like...
by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 3:59 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7824
Views: 1074220

Re: CC Random thread

Minimalism.
by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 3:46 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Raking Leaves with David Ayers Zamboni
Replies: 143
Views: 10503

Re: Raking Leaves with David Ayers Zamboni

Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:42 pm It's Kip Dynamite!

:lol:
It's what you get when you cross Kip Dynamite with a pigman. :drink:
by Strangelove
Thu Jun 20, 2024 3:38 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7824
Views: 1074220

Re: CC Random thread

2Fingers wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 11:02 pm Those motherfuckers should be made to lick off all the orange powder until it’s totally clean.
I've been known to propose the same to chicks when I pull... it... out.
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:14 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

Do a sign-n-trade deal with the Canes to get an 8-yr deal to bring down the AAV.

$8M x 8.

The first 5 years will probably go well.

Then ship him off to Robidas Island. :mex:
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:07 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 244
Views: 12637

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

Not to disparage Lynn Valley because it can be a high rent district in some locations but at 9 sheets a year Jake is not living there.... Wasn’t Jay Bouwmeester and Marian Gaborik once shopping around with a realtor too? I believe someone at old Central had his sock fabricate the Gaborik rumour.
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 7:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

Number taken from Capfriendly: CAP SPACE WITH LTIR CANDIDATES: $18,553,333 . with 17 players signed so far. So, say: Myers: $2.75 mil Zadorov $5.25 mil Bluger $1.5 mil Jake Guentzel $9mil = $18.5 mil with 21 players signed . leaves nothing for anyone else and the Canucks going with a 21 man roster....
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:29 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7824
Views: 1074220

Re: CC Random thread

Image

Tourists try to stop climate activist group "Just Stop Oil" from spraying orange powder at Stonehenge.

Yeah that'll work, everyone will stop using oil now! :lol:

Nuts...
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:07 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Media (AKA Idiots) Rebooted
Replies: 46
Views: 3649

Re: Media (AKA Idiots) Rebooted

https://x.com/Canucks/status/1803211303785558199 Despite provoking an angry response from Hronek in the post-season presser for asking TWICE if he was injured ... guess what Jeff Paterson asked GM Allvin with his single question today? That's right! :lol: (3:45 mark) Jeezus what a jerk. He knows da...
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 244
Views: 12637

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

Yep. but Doc, you told me getting rid of Mik wouldn't be that costly because we are no longer in flat cap.. why would we take on another bad contract? I've always maintained it would "cost something" to move Mikheyev ... but I strongly disagreed with your suggestion that the price might be a 1st ro...
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Raking Leaves with David Ayers Zamboni
Replies: 143
Views: 10503

Re: Raking Leaves with David Ayers Zamboni

Aaronp18 wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:32 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2024 7:04 pm Austin should mix in a bicep curl and tri pull down once in a while.

Maybe a little delt work while he's at it.
I think that's what happens when the only guy you lift and carry on your team is Mitch Marner, who very clearly doesn't do any heavy lifting himself!
HA!
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:00 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

Topper wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:42 am Markstrom to NJ for Bahl and a 2025 1st
WOW, seems like a lot for Old Man Markstrom

... even if the Flames did retain.

Good though, likely drives up the price of Ullmark/Saros with the Leaves shopping for a goalie. :mrgreen:
by Strangelove
Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:57 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2024 Offseason - moving forward
Replies: 380
Views: 12989

Re: 2024 Offseason - moving forward

You have to believe there are issues with PLD. LA gave up a lot to acquire him. This is Blake cutting his losses before the PLD no trade kicks in. oh no HW, I get why LA is getting rid of him.. I just don't understand why the Caps are doing this deal. They aren't giving up a ton to get him, but the...