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Blobby what is your opinion on what has happened to OEL and do you think he can ever find his jiblets again? I can't get my head around why he went from maybe a top 10 defender to what he has been the past 4 years. He's not old or anything so is it commitment to training or just a lack of give a fuc...

Rumour has it The Dude was eyeballing Jake the flake at a red light in Kelowna and Jake gave him a quick skullet tossing before the light turned green

Hey for all you wrist slitters....happy Cam Neely trade day!

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:30 am

And Wids will grow an 11 inch dick, Mëds will continue to grow surpassing 8 feet tall, Reefer will have a good take and Doc will bring Gomer107 back to the board and take him to the Keg to celebrate.

Well sure...it's most probably this but there are some people who have vouched for his legitimacy... apparently.



I've noticed...the more I smoke the easier it gets to buy it haha

Fascinating stuff Doc ^

Have you seen this:


It's setting off the ufo community as one of the more compelling allegations ever.

Fuck I believe

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Jun 05, 2023 9:52 pm Donny gets Blobby wingman to hand-check for strange packages when picking up chicks at the club... to ensure there are no unintended "Trans"actions back at his crib.

*Important when you're eyeing up what Donny goes for... sinewy flat chesters like Jennifer Botteril

Jeremy Hronek was a good trade. I can appreciate that someone is finally addressing the gaping weakness that has been an issue for over a decade What did you see in that blink of an eye he emerged from the hospital bed only to immediately check back into the infirmary. I had noticed his play as a w...

They won’t get much for Bear. Maybe a 5th or something. I’m ok with them moving on from him though. I don’t mind him but you have Hronek who is 6 ft 190, Hughes is 5 Ft 9, 160. They need some heft back there. And up front as well. The teams that actually qualify for the playoffs are far bigger and ...

We need ammo for future flame wars

Donny cashing in Blobs McDonald's rewards points to feed his scrawny girlfriends so they don't pass out before he can milt

Jeremy Hronek was a good trade. I can appreciate that someone is finally addressing the gaping weakness that has been an issue for over a decade

My third eye would like to see the Swede take Sale at 11. I figure he's going to be stud and if teams overrate the centers and D based on position then there will be elite wingers falling into our laps.

Michikov won't be there lol he's gone by 5

No wonder Blobby can't speak right now

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:37 pm Leves making Blob's dime-size bald spot a lot bigger...

Leves and Blobby: