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Just had a month of various house guests floating in and out of here and since I have historically quite the gaggers while the euros are out, decided to do it again for this entire wave of visitors.

Holy fuck a month off and I'm wrecked from one bowl.

donlever wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:30 pm

Withdrawl??

Tolerance break is officially ova

The chef is a closet white supremacist who hates giant fat ginger billionaires

Shit talkers...they are...


...bubble bubble...bubble


releases giant fucking cloud


Languidly raises an eyelid 1/1000th of a mm...

What in the heavens to Murgatroyd is that

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 2:32 pm

Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:58 pm

BoS wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 8:32 am Strength coach traveling to Sweden to help Petey.

"Scooter Boy" by the end of summer:

Mack daddy

Yeah but think of the cap relief...

3 weeks bowg free Carl. I'm on a mega tolerance break but chugging the piss like Blobert because its summer. The pool and the lake are best experienced drinking over zombie baked

As far as I can tell, he is only being discussed in a trade in theory and only because his contract status is about to change right after statistically overachieving (I also don't think he matches those numbers) It seems the raisin and Smithers won't make a trade unless it's to upgrade so no wuckin ...

Dipshidiots!

UWSaint wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 3:23 pm

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:19 pm Twitter now buzzing with rumors that Joe Biden is dying.

The slow effects of arsenic poisoning getting to King Theodon? Who is Wormtongue/Jack White?

Fuck that dude does look like Jack White! Why haven't I seen this before!

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:26 pm

Is that the dude with the crazy cocaine eyes?

He game him the old Dutch Rudder

Hey Ripper...hope you were able to actually enjoy yourself without too much bad luck kicking on ya for once. Cheers man

One interesting note about Sprong is that fans of the wings, Krwcken and Caps seem to feel he was/will be missed.

Usually these defensive liability types (like what we are thinking we are getting) will have fans happy to see him gone. That bodes well considering the pittance paid to acquire

Jesus Murphy!