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by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 4:37 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks Young Guns
Replies: 7037
Views: 2926506

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Madcombinepilot wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2026 10:49 am A wise man once said:

"Its all the same once the hair pulling and ass slapping starts!"
I've always said squirting and slurping sounds in the dark are squirting and slurping sounds in the dark. What's making them is never as important as you initially believe. It's instinctive
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:24 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27
Replies: 206
Views: 9875

Re: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27

It's wild that their first round pick that year ahead of Kuch was Namestnikov. He wasn't a bust but was at best a 3rd liner
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:08 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27
Replies: 206
Views: 9875

Re: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27

At this point in Wrights and Lekkerimakis career a straight up swap is reasonable. 2nd rd picks are a bit of a long shot, but you never know when your going to get that Laine Hutson, Matthew Poitrias, Ryan Greene, Fraser Mintin type player in the 2nd rd. Alot of these proposals stink of Bearcheese ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 9:06 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 2082
Views: 672407

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

Wright is a distressed asset for the crack so no fucking way we pay anything other than a side of chips. Maybe Mynio Yup. No need for management to do anything stupid in chasing Wright. If he goes elsewhere, it doesn't change RJ's plan (supposing he has one). If the summer drags on with no ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:37 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27
Replies: 206
Views: 9875

Re: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 26-27

Picker of Cherries wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:10 am Yserman done as GM, so much for the Yzerplan.
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/st ... sory-role/
Pettersson to Detroit for their 1st!
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Jul 15, 2026 7:34 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 2082
Views: 672407

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

Wright is a distressed asset for the crack so no fucking way we pay anything other than a side of chips.

Maybe Mynio
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Jul 12, 2026 6:20 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 2082
Views: 672407

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

Taylor Hall now is a dirty hitting asshole whereas early on he was a baby Huey looking entitled little wank. Assholish qualities can be developed This also gives me some hope that RJ and the bobbsey's recognize this and seem to be building around the qualities they more or less lacked as players ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Jul 12, 2026 6:19 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 905
Views: 286188

Re: The Petey Predicament

Maybe the problem isn’t Petey. Maybe the problem is with the Alien. When the Alien got here, He had a stare. Now he has the zombified look of someone who just watched a Smashing Pumpkins concert CD marathon. Maybe the solution is for him to go do some Alien shit. Go to Alabama, and probe a hill b ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Jul 12, 2026 6:18 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: What A Planet Rebooted - Stories from the World of EMS
Replies: 102
Views: 175720

Re: What A Planet Rebooted - Stories from the World of EMS

I wouldn't last 5 minutes doing that job. How you hold your tongue is a testament to your composure
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Jul 11, 2026 2:25 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Other Sports....non hockey
Replies: 186
Views: 94276

Re: Other Sports....non hockey

donlever wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2026 2:13 pm Yet the players continue to writhe in feigned agony at the brush of a feather.

Silliness.

Taints the game immeasurably.
That sounds like something private between you and the Widow
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Jul 11, 2026 12:46 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 2082
Views: 672407

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

:lol:

There is no pain, foreheads receeeeeding
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Jul 10, 2026 9:50 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks Young Guns
Replies: 7037
Views: 2926506

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Rug burns?
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:07 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 26-27
Replies: 159
Views: 13040

Re: Canucks News N Notes 26-27

donlever wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2026 8:30 pm Read Dhali saying the Kraks want Buium or Willander for Wright.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Lol they'd also like to be run like a pro hockey franchise but neither things are going to happen
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Jul 09, 2026 8:07 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Not so deep thoughts by donlever
Replies: 184
Views: 1807500

Re: Not so deep thoughts by donlever

I took the purple one
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Jul 09, 2026 11:47 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Not so deep thoughts by donlever
Replies: 184
Views: 1807500

Re: Not so deep thoughts by donlever

Cornuck wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2026 10:02 am
Mëds wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2026 9:54 am Wait. Are we AI?
Considering there are about 300-600 bots on the site at any given time reading and reporting back to the AI hive, I guess we are 'AI'.
Skynet helps me with ethnic recipes and how to press my own ammunition. I welcome the robot overlords