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by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Mar 20, 2026 9:57 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 701
Views: 174498

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Move back into the coliseum for a couple years while they reno gm place into a modern arena. Wear only spaghetti plate unis from that point on. Wash out the whale nonsense for good
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:13 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 773
Views: 129753

Re: The Petey Predicament

He's most likely untradable until he finds his game. Might as well get used to it
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:35 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 773
Views: 129753

Re: The Petey Predicament

So how do all these coaches explain his utter dominance before he was taught to ride stationary bikes and shit?

He just checked out because his teammates were assholes to him
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:33 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Muzac For Munsters
Replies: 3093
Views: 1141840

Re: Muzac For Munsters

Cookie La Rue wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:42 am By Little Peter & the Danglers 🤣
Are they from eastern Lapland?
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:31 am
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: L-GDT: Canucks host Bolts Mar 19/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP
Replies: 22
Views: 407

Re: GDT: Canucks host Bolts Mar 19/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP

I think I'll watch BoBo thumping logs on trees and howling for responses instead
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:35 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 2614
Views: 1034318

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Dudes around Berta are getting 16" lifts and 28" chomies with low pro's on their 2012 rusted rockered Silverados
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:30 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Past Canuck Players
Replies: 839
Views: 537053

Re: Past Canuck Players

donlever wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2026 4:53 pm Good thing we didn't waste any money on this guy you fucking guys.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWBjOLXE ... N0ano2OA==
:(

He was a massive loss
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:26 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 632
Views: 77419

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

Screenshot_20260318-165529_Instagram.jpg Keep a microscope on that kid long enough with algorithms hungering for fresh takes, and you're bound to see something like this before June. Counterpoint is that he went the NCAA route to challenge himself - by his own admission - rather than rack up points ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Mar 18, 2026 4:59 am
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: W-GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP
Replies: 49
Views: 1071

Re: W-GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP

Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:04 pm That's okay, Donny.

You lose some, you win some.
:lol:
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Mar 17, 2026 9:31 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: W-GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP
Replies: 49
Views: 1071

Re: GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP

Shit I had forgotten all about this game. I was watching Bigfoot documentaries
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:51 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 701
Views: 174498

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Cornuck wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:22 pm
...I think it’s a bit surprising given the history.”
:D
It's patheticness on an inconceivable scale
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Mar 17, 2026 11:03 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Random Hockey Shit
Replies: 244
Views: 51352

Re: Random Hockey Shit

Lancer wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:44 pm Depends on the dude and the 5-hole... :D
Shouldn't it be 2? Or is it the old "you're only gay if you're getting it"?
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Mar 17, 2026 11:00 am
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: W-GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP
Replies: 49
Views: 1071

Re: GDT: Canucks host Panthers Mar 17/2026 @ 7 PM PST SNP

donlever wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:16 pm Screenshot_20260316-201520_Chrome.jpg
Is this Geddy Lee? Is he Irish?