I still to this day beat off to the sound of Connor shreiking in despair at his hapless teammates (the time Tkachuk was being interviewed outside)

I see what you are cooking there 5th and we will likely end up disagreeing on this (as well). ...but... ... so are rape, murder (it's just a shot away), human sacrifice, child slavery et cetera et cetera. Shall we bring the young impressionable ones up to snuff on those as early as possible as well ...

Ward (Donny) you're being a little hard on The Beaver!

Aaron always stepping in it and wondering why he's getting served!

Moore is more than just points as far as value to his team. Hes a dog on pucks on the forecheck. If you could get him for EP and there's nothing else coming back or retention then that's addition by subtraction considering how despised the pipe cleaner has become in Van.

JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 9:15 pm Quick, someone do a wellness check on Mëds!

A Vancouver shift with 5 Swedes on the ice at the same time!

He's gotta finishing his wank before feverishly denouncing it

donlever wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 10:48 am ...my guess is we all thought the same thing when we saw that.

My first thought is what's that little dark bump in the money zone?

Tciso wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 8:12 am

donlever wrote: ↑Fri Feb 27, 2026 8:55 pm
Myers was born in Texas by the way.....

At which zoo? Joe's exotic giraffes ??

This is like bait to lure Carl out into the light to respond before sucking back into the shadow from whence he cameth

theman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 2:24 pm Myers will take warm up but not play.

We are so painfully close to absolution yet still so far

*With the exception of reels of bouncing funbags and camel toe yoga. That shit requires constant study

You've licked way too much Ikea meat balls, mang. Which 18 year olds, and especially ones coming out of the SHL, can hold on to pucks with grown-ass NHL men draped all over them? (Ok, that sounded a bit ghay :look:) Buy local. The Swede is the third BPA for me. The Swede is 5'11", he sees eye to ...

Yer being a little hard on the beaver Ward... Ivar Stenberg is not EP40 no matter how mad you are at him. Stenberg can hang onto pucks with someone draped over him better than McKenna can right now. Will it always be that way? Who knows but I'm not throwing in the towel based on one lazy cunt of a ...

The implications are that there are levels to this elite shit... are you just glossing over this fact? I've said this many times. I hope Ivar has a sturdier frame than two of the current Swedes we drafted in the 1st round... because neither is elite nor can they even drive a zamboni, much less ...

I've already given examples countless times that elite, play-driving wingers are as valuable as elite 1Cs. That's just how I feel about it. What if...Stenberg IS an elite, play driving winger? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_DHxLVZHcBtfUdYE9nOvCzJjIW4J6ALzcw1QwB1W5VA&s=10 ...

Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Fri Feb 27, 2026 3:23 pm SJS open to trading Sherwood if a new deal not in place by trade deadline.

Offer up 2 x 2nds