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by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:22 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Wait a minute... Magic40 typed with a thick Slovakian accent? Funny, I never heard it that way whilst reading it I am telling you truth! You confused I think with Magic46??Magic46 eats the dick! Where'd the extra six come from???? Wait a minute....six.... Isn't he a long lost troll? I'm starting to...
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:18 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7755
Views: 1062305

Re: CC Random thread

Exactly! Condescending fucks...

Just because I hit 3 balls out of the 1st Tee box is no reason to judge.

I happen to play the 'best ball of the three' version of the game...they've probably never even heard of it
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:32 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7755
Views: 1062305

Re: CC Random thread

Blob Mckenzie wrote:Jesus Christ Joe Buck is doing the U.S. Open . I have to listen to that asshole for baseball and football games and now golf too . Fuck is the guy an egomaniac .
Watching other people golf is pretty lame...

Although when I golf other people stare....
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:29 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Wait a minute...

Magic40 typed with a thick Slovakian accent?

Funny, I never heard it that way whilst reading it
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:37 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

The Score mentioned today that Justin Pogge would like to return to the NHL. As a goalie, not a waterboy. The Pogue! You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray Go...
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu May 28, 2015 12:33 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Replies: 9294
Views: 2084135

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

cfp wrote:LOL

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Hahahahaha fuck that's gold
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed May 27, 2015 7:42 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

I find it interesting that 3 of the 4 goalies left are not your typical franchise type of players. This is one aspect of the modern game that surprises me. Nothing against Crawford but he's only an average type of 'tender and Bishop/Andersen have been letting in some cheese the last few games.
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:16 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

I know right? I am Mr. Entertainment here; I totally make this board. Boy, I had a killer reply to Blobby's last post too, u would of luved it. :lol: Did you mean to say, "would have"? I mean, just checking.... I thought you were a teacher Todd? Blame the parents of the kids he teaches....they're s...
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:26 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Where's my popcorn....I love it when Todd says stuff....
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:20 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: From Bountiful to Ponoka
Replies: 3146
Views: 845126

Re: From Bountiful to Ponoka

Why does Hartley have those idiots on the ice in a 4-1 game with a minute left? I would! Fuck ya...obviously trying to set the tone and send a message all that shit but... Ultimately if their goons types are the only players able to stand up for the team the smurfettes aren't going to be much of a ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:54 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: From Bountiful to Ponoka
Replies: 3146
Views: 845126

Re: From Bountiful to Ponoka

Hey troll-leader...your hopes lie in a scrawny little smurf who's gonna be a shit smear on the glass right from the puck drop. Your top line is gonna get totally punished and shut down leaving you with what...mason Raymond and lance bouwma to fill in the scoring? Hahahahaha The reason you had succes...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:24 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 21352
Views: 3824611

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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What if...Alfred E. Newman grew up?
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:01 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Replies: 9294
Views: 2084135

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

Rumsfeld wrote:
rats19 wrote:One word.....vrbata
And just like that, a heavy silence fell over the room.
Just a quiet bubbling sound can be heard from out back...followed by some coughing then more bubbling...
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:02 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: From Bountiful to Ponoka
Replies: 3146
Views: 845126

Re: From Bountiful to Ponoka

Rumsfeld wrote:
Sometimes I wish the Nazis pulled it off. Because Hitler euthanized retards, and if he'd won Calgary would be empty.
:lol:

Quote. Of. The. Century.

Right there
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:18 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 7755
Views: 1062305

Re: CC Random thread

So my wife comes back from the store and says to me "I got you some you-you-bees"

Naturally I wonder...daFOQ?

She's Swedish and sometimes fucks things up in English.

She thought ju-jubes were pronounced that way...

Swedes :lol: