GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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Top 10 ways to break the Wayne Maki curse:

1. Promote the official removal of #11 as a jersey number option going forward.
2. Promote selling the team to a group of 11 Larscheiders.
3. Wear a number 11 Maki jersey - the more authentic and blood stained, the better.
4. Obviously burn anything associated with Mark Messier.
5. On Remembrance Day games, chant “Maki!” 11 times at exactly the 11 minute mark of each period.
6. Consume beverages during games in exactly 11 tips of the glass.
7. Cut pizza into 11 slices or any other food into 11 portions before eating during a game.
8. Break any lottery wheels you find into 11 pieces and bury the parts in 11 different locations.
9. On draft lottery day, stuff 11 ping-pong balls (edit: It is highly dangerous to insert ping pong balls into any bodily orifice. If a ball becomes stuck, seek immediate medical attention.)
10. Whenever a Canuck is called for high sticking, smile as you run your index finger across your face indicating the Ted Green gash.
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Re: GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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11 - make the Maki Curse list a Top 11
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Re: GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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donlever wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2026 8:51 am 11 - make the Maki Curse list a Top 11
+1
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Re: GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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4-3 nucks :wink:
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Re: GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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5-1 Nucks, EP with hatty.

Doing my bit to ensure a L.

A few more losses and it should be done.
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Re: GDT: Senators @ Canucks March 09, 2026 @ 6:00 PM BCST Prime

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Picker of Cherries wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2026 9:13 am
donlever wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2026 8:51 am 11 - make the Maki Curse list a Top 11
+11
:D

11. Before the puck drops, LickHerMaki 11 times, then do Doggy so you can both watch the game.
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