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Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 5:13 pm
by BoS
I said it 12 months ago, I said it again last Spring.
As long as that pansy-ass flake is playing for the Canucks, this team cannot turn the page.
He’s nothing but a malignant milksop.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 5:18 pm
by donlever
Maybe he should consider off season workouts with Willander.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdSOEEqh ... Nzc3VicXdx
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 9:35 pm
by BoS
There’s no way Wee is only 181 lbs
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 10:34 am
by Aaronp18
Definitely been hitting the gym on the regular.
Needs to weaken the right hand a bit on the grip and get his weight forward, won't chunk the pitch shots.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:59 pm
by Per
4 points in 2 games.
Is this the old Petey returning?

Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:53 pm
by Lancer
Per wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:59 pm
4 points in 2 games.
Is this the old Petey returning?
Too early to tell, as I said in another thread, and I don’t know if his speed has recovered. His hands and head, though, would seem to be back, though it would be reassuring to see him do some of his vintage dekes.
The biggest question remains in his chest.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2026 4:40 pm
by Madcombinepilot
Lancer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:53 pm
Per wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:59 pm
4 points in 2 games.
Is this the old Petey returning?
Too early to tell, as I said in another thread, and I don’t know if his speed has recovered. His hands and head, though, would seem to be back, though it would be reassuring to see him do some of his vintage dekes.
The biggest question remains in his chest.
Nice hit last night.
In fact, leading the league in hits.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2026 4:47 pm
by donlever
Speaking of hits.
Top 5 currently.
EP
Zadorov
Tippet
Sherwood
Podkolzin
...see any theme there?
Cotter is 11th.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2026 5:21 pm
by Tciso
donlever wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2026 4:47 pm
Speaking of hits.
Top 5 currently.
EP
Zadorov
Tippet
Sherwood
Podkolzin
...see any theme there?
Cotter is 11th.
So, if we had kept those other 3, we'd have 4 of the top 5 hitters in the league.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2026 5:53 pm
by Lancer
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2026 4:40 pm
Lancer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:53 pm
Per wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:59 pm
4 points in 2 games.
Is this the old Petey returning?
Too early to tell, as I said in another thread, and I don’t know if his speed has recovered. His hands and head, though, would seem to be back, though it would be reassuring to see him do some of his vintage dekes.
The biggest question remains in his chest.
Nice hit last night.
In fact, leading the league in hits.
Of all times for Petey to discover and turn to his darker self…
#darkpetey
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2026 6:18 pm
by donlever
Lancer wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2026 5:53 pm
#darkpetey
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Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2026 2:29 pm
by Per
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2026 8:30 am
by donlever
Elias Pettersson EP40 Scooter (for transparency purposes most of this data was compiled prior to last night's game)....
Let's look at the fancy stats:
Goals above replacement (for the unititated this takes into account offense/defense/special teams/quality of competition) - 28th overall in the league (some guys he is ahead of are Stone, Tage Thompson, Nylander, Boldy)
Penalty Killing - 11th among accepted standard PK forwards with respect to shot attempts allowed per 60 @ 4 on 5
Ice covered - 3.92 miles per game...in 96th percentile in the league (80% plus is the general standard for top forwards)
Points - 16th
Face off wins - tied 3rd (although winning % is only 45)
Puck battle wins - 1st
Blocked passes - 2nd
Blocked shots - tied 2nd
He has 4 PPG goals matching all of last years totals already.
On the down side he is putting a career low 3.7 shots towards net which partially explains the zero even strength goals.
He has only 24 total shots on goal in 16 games with a 17% shooting percentage.
So yeah....shoot more for Crissakes.
He also has far more giveaways than takeaways (although the blocked shots/blocked passes stats negate that to a degree).
I still do not like the player, do not believe we will win with him as our top gun and think he's an absolute flake.
But.
Credit where due.
He's been better.
(...cue RG and the incoming trade for assets blast...)
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2026 11:57 am
by Ronning's Ghost
donlever wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2026 8:30 am
Elias Pettersson EP40 Scooter (for transparency purposes most of this data was compiled prior to last night's game)....
(...cue RG and the incoming trade for assets blast...)
Well, since I was cued...
As I've said for the other chips, do the best pump you can before the dump. I can see that taking a couple of seasons.
But I don't see him as part of the roster when the Canucks are competitive again. Do you?
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2026 12:04 pm
by Meds
donlever wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2026 8:30 am
Elias Pettersson EP40 Scooter (for transparency purposes most of this data was compiled prior to last night's game)....
Let's look at the fancy stats:
…
On the down side he is putting a career low 3.7 shots towards net which partially explains the zero even strength goals.
He has only 24 total shots on goal in 16 games with a 17% shooting percentage.
So yeah....shoot more for Crissakes.
I think the 5-on-5 shots are also linked to quality of linemates. When he has the puck on his stick defenders key on him. Absent thr puck on his stick, Nobody else on his line can actually do something that opens up space so that they can find him with the puck for a shot.
As you said. Credit where due.
I know, I know, it’s odd of me to contribute anything even remotely close to a defense of this player…..do you think Jello might come back now?

