Random Hockey Shit

[Cousin Strawberry]

I won't be around much since I'm not real welcome here. Some shit my fault, some not. Doesn't matter.

That's bullshit Blob. Most of us deep down are some sort of de-gens and we all belong here. Christ all mighty (look at me being all christmasssy), outside of Mickey107, the rest of us are all pretty normal, for Canuck fans. So, don't start trying to feel inferior/superior to us all, and definitely don't start pretending your feeling is hurt. Keep your head up, and your stick on the ice.


Btw, I am an ordained Minister of Dudism, and certifieable life coach. Let me know if you need any more affirmations, life hacks, or moments inspiration.

Blobby just needs a yank off the big bubbler

[Topper]

Big Bubbler, is that his cellmates name?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Blob....dude....you need a vacay man. Try Australia perhaps:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/worl ... -bong.html

[Strangelove]

Blob....dude....you need a vacay man. Try Australia perhaps:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/worl ... -bong.html





Paul Pearson, a woodcarver who lives in the Australian town of Woodenbong, wants to lure visitors with a large wooden bong. So far he has made them as tall as around seven feet.

Paul Pearson exudes artistic genius.

And hey look, payphones still exist down under!

[Madcombinepilot]

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

What about Sweden bro?

lol. Next level trolling right there.

[Blob Mckenzie]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

Not to mention Doug Armstrong selecting his personal pylon Parenko. He's like a Temu Zadorov ffs

Canada with mcbaby leading the snivel is nauseating

I should qualify that I’m not overly excited about this and don’t really consider it an international tournament. It’s just the NHL going for a bigger cash grab at the all star break. It’s all NHL players and none of them will be fully invested in it because they are also staring down the barrel of the home stretch of the regular season as soon as the tournament ends.

What happens when the US faces off against Sweden? Does Miller or Hughes take a run at Petey to save a goal and risk having him come back to Van in another funk?

Does Marner hang a knee on Matthews in a clutch moment with the game on the line?

Will Ekholm put McDavid on his ass at the blueline or down low?

This is best-on-best? Where are Kaprizov, Draisaitl, Ovie, Malkin, Pasta, Shestirken, and Vassy?

Should be a 6 Nations Cup with Russia and Europe being the other two teams…..but politics.

I’ll cheer for the players I like over the flag on the jersey in this one.

Finland and Sweden would not play if they involve Russia.

Team Europe? .....Really.

It's an appetizer for the 2026 Games.

In this time where Russia isn't welcome, they could have a 5 Nation Cup and involve the Czechs. Couple more total games but easy to do.

Get the top 12 or 16 teams for the Games and make 3 or 4 team divisions.

[Meds]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

Not to mention Doug Armstrong selecting his personal pylon Parenko. He's like a Temu Zadorov ffs

Canada with mcbaby leading the snivel is nauseating

I should qualify that I’m not overly excited about this and don’t really consider it an international tournament. It’s just the NHL going for a bigger cash grab at the all star break. It’s all NHL players and none of them will be fully invested in it because they are also staring down the barrel of the home stretch of the regular season as soon as the tournament ends.

What happens when the US faces off against Sweden? Does Miller or Hughes take a run at Petey to save a goal and risk having him come back to Van in another funk?

Does Marner hang a knee on Matthews in a clutch moment with the game on the line?

Will Ekholm put McDavid on his ass at the blueline or down low?

This is best-on-best? Where are Kaprizov, Draisaitl, Ovie, Malkin, Pasta, Shestirken, and Vassy?

Should be a 6 Nations Cup with Russia and Europe being the other two teams…..but politics.

I’ll cheer for the players I like over the flag on the jersey in this one.

Finland and Sweden would not play if they involve Russia.

Team Europe? .....Really.

It's an appetizer for the 2026 Games.

In this time where Russia isn't welcome, they could have a 5 Nation Cup and involve the Czechs. Couple more total games but easy to do.

Get the top 12 or 16 teams for the Games and make 3 or 4 team divisions.

Yes, really.

Draisaitl
Kopitar
Pastrnak
Necas
Stutzle
Rossi
Protas
Ehlers
Bjorkstrand
Peterka
Zuccarello
Cernak
Josi
Hronek
Meier
Hischier
Fiala
Niederreiter
Suter
Hertl
Zacha
Gudas
Rittich
Mrazek
Dostal
Merzlikins
Georgiev

[donlever]

Necas is a stud.

Georgiev not so much.

[Blob Mckenzie]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

Not to mention Doug Armstrong selecting his personal pylon Parenko. He's like a Temu Zadorov ffs

Canada with mcbaby leading the snivel is nauseating

I should qualify that I’m not overly excited about this and don’t really consider it an international tournament. It’s just the NHL going for a bigger cash grab at the all star break. It’s all NHL players and none of them will be fully invested in it because they are also staring down the barrel of the home stretch of the regular season as soon as the tournament ends.

What happens when the US faces off against Sweden? Does Miller or Hughes take a run at Petey to save a goal and risk having him come back to Van in another funk?

Does Marner hang a knee on Matthews in a clutch moment with the game on the line?

Will Ekholm put McDavid on his ass at the blueline or down low?

This is best-on-best? Where are Kaprizov, Draisaitl, Ovie, Malkin, Pasta, Shestirken, and Vassy?

Should be a 6 Nations Cup with Russia and Europe being the other two teams…..but politics.

I’ll cheer for the players I like over the flag on the jersey in this one.

Finland and Sweden would not play if they involve Russia.

Team Europe? .....Really.

It's an appetizer for the 2026 Games.

In this time where Russia isn't welcome, they could have a 5 Nation Cup and involve the Czechs. Couple more total games but easy to do.

Get the top 12 or 16 teams for the Games and make 3 or 4 team divisions.

Yes, really.

Draisaitl
Kopitar
Pastrnak
Necas
Stutzle
Rossi
Protas
Ehlers
Bjorkstrand
Peterka
Zuccarello
Cernak
Josi
Hronek
Meier
Hischier
Fiala
Niederreiter
Suter
Hertl
Zacha
Gudas
Rittich
Mrazek
Dostal
Merzlikins
Georgiev

Europe is not a country. It was horrendous when they had that Team Euro before. The fucking Young Guns? Terrible ideas. Almost as dumb as having a hockey game at BC Place

[Cousin Strawberry]

Bloberto...it's an economic region which is basically a country that has areas with different traditions, languages and cultural idiosyncrasies

Per is basically Turkish now

[Per]

Jokinen is coaching Timrå in the SHL now. This is what he sounds like between periods:

https://x.com/RobTheHockeyGuy/status/18 ... 9838415976

[Strangelove]

Jokinen is coaching Timrå in the SHL now. This is what he sounds like between periods:

https://x.com/RobTheHockeyGuy/status/18 ... 9838415976

Sorry, but hard to take this guy seriously...

[Per]

I think he may have set a new record for how many times you can say fuck in four and a half minutes though.

[donlever]

I think he may have set a new record for how many times you can say fuck in four and a half minutes though.

If I'm on an office rant I'd crush him....

[Meds]

I think he may have set a new record for how many times you can say fuck in four and a half minutes though.

If I'm on an office rant I'd crush him....

Your reputation for being a first class articulator just went full Seppuku.