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Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 6:36 pm Check out the size of that drumstick!

She's allegedly dating Jake Paul.....

donlever wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2024 10:21 am Yo 5th.

To assist in taking your mind off politics and Canucks losses.

I'm beginning to understand 5th's clavicle fascination.

IF I were still watching games, I would have this kind of delicious looking TV dinner table kneeling in front of me. Left clavicle beer holder, right clavicle snack tray, remote resting on the top of her head... that is until I turn on the built-in the vacuum seal, head-bobbing massage feature on during intermissions.

Need a place to hang the Kleenex box though.

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 12:17 am Need a place to hang the Kleenex box though.

.....not sure why you need the Kleenex box with the repository right there.

Plus in the meantime the Big Mac could be held in her mouth.

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:07 pm She's allegedly dating Jake Paul.....

Is.

Not allegedly.

For some time as well.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCatxSBt ... 9ndmRsMw==

So boys (and HW, feel free if you also wanna share .. with the rest of them I mean):

(5th...we know your answer so you may opt out)

Tits







Or Ass

First ass pic, damn a gap you can see daylight.

First tit pic is just nips

Topper wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:38 pm First ass pic, damn a gap you can see daylight.

Glorious.

Topper wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:38 pm First tit pic is just nips

Well.

1 - a variety was necessary

...and...

2 - I know what my boy rats likes so that was for him

Despite what you think, im definitely an ass man.

And no Donny....other than the menage a trois I haven't liked the big arses.

It's only because there were 2 ffs. Any 18 yo would do what I did guaranteed.

Besides....they did have pretty faces

F1 girlfriends

Rebecca Donaldson - Model


Kelly Piquet - Model, F1 Groupie, Daughter of Nelson


Lily He - Golfer

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 3:48 pm Despite what you think, im definitely an ass man.

And no Donny....other than the menage a trois I haven't licked the big arses.

That’s some over the top detail there Cuz…..I can imagine why once was enough.

Mëds wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:58 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 3:48 pm Despite what you think, im definitely an ass man.

And no Donny....other than the menage a trois I haven't licked the big arses.

That’s some over the top detail there Cuz…..I can imagine why once was enough.

Until you have 2 hungry hungry hippos fighting over your knob, you haven't truly lived

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:11 pm Until you have 2 hungry hungry hippos fighting over your knob, you haven't truly lived

Imma just gonna go ahead and take your word for it.

donlever wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:32 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:11 pm Until you have 2 hungry hungry hippos fighting over your knob, you haven't truly lived

Imma just gonna go ahead and take your word for it.

The competition was fierce! I felt like a milking cow must feel when an extra calf joins the fray

Lofl

donlever wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 9:07 am .....not sure why you need the Kleenex box with the repository right there.

Plus in the meantime the Big Mac could be held in her mouth.

Hey, how did you know that I refer to my giant schlong as the "Big Mac"?!

Of course it would be held in her mouth, where else would it be while I'm enjoying the hypothetical game?

But unlike most of the peeps here, I have a modicum of class and I will wipe down my TV tray slash dick warmer after I spill Mac sauce all over it.

Btw, when I say modicum, what I actually mean is a lottacum.



Cuz, you poor knob...